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A 'Twelve Days of Christmas' parody... |
| *My friend helped me write this...* On the first day of Christmas My best friend gave to me The Weasley Twins for Free On the second day of Christmas My best friend gave to me Two tickets to London And the Weasley Twins for Free On the third day of Christmas My best friend gave to me Three Penguins Two tickets to London And the Weasley Twins for Free On the fourth day of Christmas My best friend gave to me Four Cello Strings Three Penguins Two tickets to London And the Weasley Twins for Free On the fifth day of Christmas By best friend gave to me Five Days in Rome Four cello strings Three Penguins Two tickets to London And the Weasley Twins for Free On the sixth day of Christmas My best friend gave to me Six Score of Books Five Days in Rome Four cello strings Three Penguins Two tickets to London And the Weasley Twins for Free On the seventh day of Christmas My best friend gave to me Seven Broadway Shows Six Score of Books Five Days in Rome Four cello strings Three Penguins Two tickets to London And the Weasley Twins for Free On the eighth day of Christmas My best friend gave to me Eight Sideless Surcotes Seven Broadway Shows Six Score of Books Five Days in Rome Four cello strings Three Penguins Two tickets to London And the Weasley Twins for Free On the ninth day of Christmas My best friend gave to me Nine Pagan Statues Eight Sideless Surcotes Seven Broadway Shows Six Score of Books Five Days in Rome Four cello strings Three Penguins Two tickets to London And the Weasley Twins for Free On the tenth day of Christmas My best friend gave to me Ten Movie Scores Nine Pagan Statues Eight Sideless Surcotes Seven Broadway Shows Six Score of Books Five Days in Rome Four cello strings Three Penguins Two tickets to London And the Weasley Twins for Free On the eleventh day of Christmas My best friend gave me Eleven Work-Free Days Ten Movie Scores Nine Pagan Statues Eight Sideless Surcotes Seven Broadway Shows Six Score of Books Five Days in Rome Four cello strings Three Penguins Two tickets to London And the Weasley Twins for Free On the twelfth day of Christmas My best friend gave to me Twelve World Series' Tickets Eleven Work-Free Days Ten Movie Scores Nine Pagan Statues Eight Sideless Surcotes Seven Broadway Shows Six Score of Books Five Days in Rome Four cello strings Three Penguins Two tickets to London And the Weasley Twins for Free *For those who are clueless, Sideless Surcotes are dresses created in 14th century Italy, called "The Gates of Hell". They are loose-fitting, sleeveless gowns with wide sleeve holes down to the hips, under which were worn tight-fitting under dresses that showed off the female form. This was the first time that the female body could be seen through a woman's clothing (it was loose-fitting and meant to hide the female form before this) , which is why it was called "The Gates of Hell" because it was said that the Sideless Surcote would tempt men into lascivious ways. Here's a picture. http://www.merchantadventurers.com/medstock/mss411.jpg They're much more comfortable than those blasted corsets. |
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