The Quadster

*This is a rap, just so you know*

Well one day
My name drifted this way
Quadrilateral Girl

I had three guys in love with me
And I liked all three
So can't you see
That I had a little square goin on
A square of love
Now that's the fact
And Quaddy came along
That's that

First there was Dan
A show-off to bat
Sat next to me
In orchestra class

Then there was Ron
Strong and Silent Ron
Sitting in the back
Of the class
In Orchestra

The last was Bill
Tall and sweet
Made the groove
He kept the beat
Playin the drums
In the orchestra

And now there's me
Ol' Quaddy
In love with all three
Playin the cello
And watchin the guys
In the orchestra

So that's the fact
And that's that
They love me
And I love three
In the orchestra

Man-Woman
My best friend
Wrote the show till the end
When Dan and Ron
Left our school
Graduated and college too

And so we have
Only Bill
But I keep the name
Quaddy still
For in my mind I'll always be
Qua-ah-dy!

*To explain all this- My friend Sunny and I came up with a soap opera satire thing b/c we both hate soap operas and my character was a girl with three guys in love with her who loved all three of them back. We just kinda made up names and used the fact that I was in an Orchestra at the time to write it. Actually, I think there WAS a guy named Bill in Orchestra, but he played the bass...eh, whatever. I doubt he'd care if he read this. And that's a big IF.*