Men, Women & a Deserted Island

A ship sank in high seas and the following people got stranded on a beautiful deserted island in the middle of nowhere:

A. Two Italian men and one Italian woman
B. Two French men and one French woman
C. Two German men and one German woman
D. Two Greek men and one Greek woman
E. Two English men and one English woman
F. Two Bulgarian men and one Bulgarian woman
G. Two Japanese men and one Japanese woman
H. Two Chinese men and one Chinese woman
I. Two Irish men and one Irish woman
J. Two Mexican men and one Mexican woman
K. Two American men and one American woman
L. Two Indian men and one Indian woman
M. Two Arab men and one Arab woman

One month later, on various parts of the island, the following were observed:

A. One Italian man killed the other Italian man for the Italian woman.

B. The two French men and the French woman are living happily together.

C. The two German men have a strict weekly schedule of when they alternate with the German woman.

D. The two Greek men are sleeping together, and the Greek woman is cooking and cleaning for them.

E. The two Mexican men are talking to all the other men on the island trying to sell them the Mexican woman.

F. The two English men look frozen, both staring at the English woman but keeping a stiff....upper lip. The English woman is happy reading Mills and Boon.

G. The two Bulgarian men took one look at the Bulgarian woman and started swimming in the shark infested waters.

H. The two Japanese have faxed Tokyo and are awaiting instructions.

I. The two Chinese men have set up a pharmacy, liquor store, restaurant and laundry, and have gotten the woman pregnant in order to supply
employees for their store.

J. The two Irish men have divided the island into the North and South and set up a distillery. They do not remember if sex is in the picture because it gets somewhat foggy after a couple of liters of coconut whiskey. However, they're satisfied because the English aren't having any fun.

K. The two American men are contemplating suicide. The American woman is bitching about her body being her own, the true nature of feminism, what the sun is doing to her skin and hair, how she can do everything that they can do.

L. The two Indian men are still waiting for someone to introduce them to the Indian woman.

M. The two Arab men are looking for a piece of paper so they can 'throw' their phone-number at the Arab woman.