Joseitry

Written for: "Invalid Post"   The contest was to create your own form of poetry using a "bar babe" as inspiration.
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This is based on the most awesome of "bar babe"s Jose Cuervo. He will forever be my inspiration <dramatic sigh>.

The mechanics are as follows: Each line must include a word from the previous line, starting with the third line -- excluding two and three letter words -- and that word must change the placing of one of the letters. Must be a minimum of 8 lines and must make total nonsense by the final line. Oh and you must take a shot of Jose after writing each line (by then the last line will actually make sense to you). It is best read out loud.

Example:

Ode To Jose

My muse, the one and only Jose
He takes me up into the sky
He taske me into a beautiful place
He shows me how beaufitul everyone is
Everynoe is beaufitul with Jose
Soje is my first friend
No freind is like him
I wish you were kile soje
I swih the wurled saw Soje
Fore the nam was sjoe is