My first attempt at a musical. |
"Spandex" The Musical Masterpiece from “Gundam Wing; The Musical”
[Spotlight Centers on Sr. Yuy with prop Gundam in the dark behind him] Sr. Yuy: [melodramatically at the Gundam] WHAT’S WRONG WITH MEEEEEEEE?!?!?!?!?!?! (piano jazzy music starts) I’m itchy! It’s chaffing down there! I’m *twitchy*! I can’t wear underwear. (Other pilots make their way onto the stage wearing similar shorts over their trademark outfits) All: Constricting, confining, it hurts and I’m whining… S P A N D E X ! ! ! [Sr. Yuy half assededly dances across the stage and points at the cardboard gundam cutout.] Sr. Yuy: You strap me down to the seat! [Duo scratches his nose and looks away] Sr. Yuy: I’ve lost all feeling to my feet! You BOTH are to blame! Because the affects are--- All: [like barber shop quartet] all the same... AS... S P A N D E X ! ! ! So much for KIDS! Sr. Yuy: Aww shit! I never wanted any anyway… All: WHY?!? Sr. Yuy: [winks] Well, because I’m gay! All: [sweatdrop and walk off stage tugging on the cheap, confining material] Duo: Damn! How do you get into these pants, Heero? Sr. Yuy: [raises eyebrow and smiles mischievously] You can start by shutting up and undoing that braid of yours... [end] <---tee hee...(Get it?) |