23 Cows - One Chat Room

Betsy23 - Hello? Anyone out there tonight?

Nonnie2b - Yep - I’m on. Just got done.

FlufferNutter1 - What’s up?

Betsy 23 - Not much. Just chillin.

AmeliaBedelia - It’s cold here. Ice cream tonight. LOL

Nonnie2b - How cold?

AmeliaBedelia - Only about 3.

HotsyTotsy - Yikes. Well, cold hands, warm heart as they say.

Buttermilk3 - I’m on. Cold hands is right, Amelia. You tell them hands to warm up first.

AmeliaBedelia - I tried. No luck. Guess they don’t speak cow too well.

Buttermilk3 - They don’t have to speak cow, they just have to understand our language. It’s not hard.

NotBossy - Not true. Cow is very hard to understand. I have cats, dogs, rats, bats, eagles, wolves who don’t understand. And I don’t have the inclination to teach them.

GinnyFleck - MOO! How hard is that to understand?

NotBossy - GinnyFleck you’re not thinking with the brain God gave you. MOO is not the same as Moooo. Is it?? The tone, the inflection. It is all in the delivery.

GinnyFleck - Wait a second NotBossy - are you a drama teacher now?? My main job in life is to give milk. My ONLY job. Why would I want to teach the rest of the world our secrets? Let them continue to think we are just a bunch of silly old cows.

Buttermilk3 - I resent that remark.

GinnyFleck - which one?

Buttermilk3 - I am not, and NEVER WILL BE a silly old cow.

Betsy23 - As moderator of this chatroom, I have to remind you ladies that words all in caps will tell me you are shouting. And then to bold the words, well. Not nice.

Buttermilk3 - BITE ME!!!! I’m off….

Betsy23 - Hey everyone, check your partners. And whomever is closest to Buttermilk3, check her for mastitis. I think she’s gone over.

Chloe - I’m on it. She does look a little feverish.

GinnyFleck - That happened to MissyLou just the other day. Off her rocker. She was down for a week.

Betsy23 - Okay ladies, let’s shut it down for the night. Make sure you stay hydrated. Keep those spirits up. And check on each other.



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