The roundest, smilingest guy

I watched him hop up out of the sink
Blue and round and shot me a wink

I smiled back, although confused.
"I know the spoons, but who are you?"

"Scrub Daddy, they call me - my pimp hand's strong
Your nest is a mess but it won't be for long"

"The dishes and spoons and the forks and the cups
are all sad and distraught - do you not give a fuck?"

"I've been working so much and I aint had the time,
I vacuumed and mopped and I'm doing just fine."

"Are you telling me son, that's the best that you've got?
Spaghetti from Wednesday that's still in the pot!"

I'll take care of it later, I'm taking a break
Or you can do it for me, ol' smiling face.



I ran out of inspiration on the second to last two lines.. :[