I never drink...wine.

"I have a proposal for you..."

Vlad licked his fangs, "I am not sireing any new progeny at this time. I am up to my chin with baby vampires I am trying to teach proper etiquette to."

"No, no, not what I was going to ask. I was just wondering if you could use a new income stream now that vampires are tax paying members of society."

"Actually I have a pretty good income from my social media channels."

"Oh, well, I was just wondering if you would be the spokesperson for my winery."

Vlad chuckled, "I never drink...wine."

"Perfect. That's exactly what I want you to say, but to add just one simple thing, 'But all my thralls do.'"

Vlad blinked at him. "How does that help your business?"

"Everything vampire scores well in market research. People want to be your thralls. It implies that if a customer drinks our wine they could become your thrall."

Vlad sighed. "How much are we talking?"

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Day 9:
"I never drink...wine." —Dracula