No Idea

She’d no idea she was so small.
In her kitty mind, she was tiger tall.
So when the man with the gun barged in,
Instinctively she leapt at him.
And daughter of the wild as she was,
He lost, that man, to her tiger claws.

He'd no idea he could be attacked
By the screaming fury of a ten-pound cat,
But brutally injured, he fled in fear,
Mauled and shredded from ear to ear.
While she, the Warrior Queen of the house,
Curled up and dreamed of a two-pound mouse.