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Princess Celestia farts in Twilight Sparkle's face just so she could have her enjoy gas. |
| It was a beautiful day in Canterlot. The birds were singing, the flowers were blooming, and everypony there was busy with their work. It was 3 years before Twilight, the purple unicorn, found the story about Nightmare Moon. She was having a picnic with Spike and Princess Cadance. They were having a fun time until Spike burped up a letter. Twilight: Who is it from? Spike: Princess Celestia. She wants to see you. Twilight had a frown now on her face. Twilight: Really? But we're having a picnic. Princess Cadance: It's okay Twilight. You don't need to worry about us. Twilight: But I've been looking forward to this picnic all week. Princess Cadance: Me and Spike will continue it and we can reschedule for tomorrow. How does that sound? Twilight now had a little smile. Twilight: That would sound nice. Alright, I'm going. With that, Twilight made her way to the castle. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- In the castle, Princess Celestia was sitting on her throne, waiting for Twilight. There was a knock on the doors. Princess Celestia: Come in. The doors opened and Twilight walked in. Celestia had a grin on her face. Twilight: Hey Princess. I got your letter. You wanted to see me? Princess Celestia: Indeed I did. With her magic, Celestia closed the doors. Twilight walked up to her. Twilight: What did you want to speak to me about? Princess Celestia: Oh I don't wish to go over it here. I want it in a secret place. With a glow on her horn, Celestia teleports her and Twilight away. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- They then appear in Princess Celestia's bedroom. Twilight: What is going on? Princess Celestia: I was hoping you and I could have a little fun. Twilight: And that is? Without warning, Twilight was lifted up in Celestia's magic and put down on her bed facing up. Princess Celestia: You see Twilight, I've been holding in a lot of gas for over 1,000 years and I wanted to share this gas with someone I trust. Twilight was worried about this as Celestia was getting onto the bed. She stood over Twilight. Twilight: Princess Celestia, why are you telling me this? Princess Celestia: Because I want to share it with you. Soon you'll be enjoying the smell of gas just like me. Twilight had no idea what she was saying. Twilight: I'm not too sure about this, Princess. Princess Celestia: I can promise you it'll be fun. With that, Celestia turns around. Twilight's whole face turns completely red from the sight of Celestia's flank. It was the roundest, biggest, and most beautiful rear in all of Equestria. Everypony in Equestria agreed that Princess Celestia had the best flank in all of Equestria and Twilight had a perfect view of it. Princess Celestia then takes her seat, sitting down on Twilight's face. Twilight was at a loss for words. Celestia's flank was super soft, like a pillow full of feathers, and as smooth as a glass jar. Princess Celestia: Get ready Twilight. Regaining her train of thought, Twilight remembered the position she was in. Before anything else could be said, Celestia released her first fart into Twilight's face. *Brrrrrrtttt* She took in the whiff of Celestia's gas and it was the worst-smelling and most powerful gas she had ever smelt. Her eyes instantly started watering from the heat and intensity of it. Frantically, Twilight tried to move around, trying to free her nose from Celestia's flank. Princess Celestia: Now Twilight, just smell it. It will take almost no time for you to get used to it. Twilight: But it's... I don't want to... Twilight trailed off, unable to respond to the Princess properly. Her gas was just so strong. She even tried to push her off, but she was too powerful for her. Princess Celestia: Just smell it. It'll all smell good to you after a while of smelling. She then released another fart. *PPPrrrrRRRrrtTtttTT* Twilight was immediately coughing and spluttering. Twilight: Celestia, this is disgusting! Please Stop! Princess Celestia: Trust me Twilight, you'll be okay. Twilight didn't know what to say. If Celestia believed that Twilight would be alright with the smell then she would be. Twilight just decided to bite her tongue on that and started to take a few sniffs. She wasn't liking any part of it. Twilight: Celestia, I don't understand why you're doing this to me. Princess Celestia: I want to help you be able to withstand any kind of gas that is released into your noes. She then released a long fart. *PPPPPRRRRRRRRSTTTTPPRRRRRR* Twilight: *sniff* Ugh *sniff* How do you have such bad gas? Princess Celestia: Well, you see, I have been forcing myself to hold all of it in even though I do eat a lot. If you're an Alicorn like me, then you can control your farts in how long they last, how loud they are, and how smelly they are. She then released a silent fart just to prove her point. *tssssssssss* Twilight took a few sniffs and was once again coughing and spluttering. Princess Celestia: I know you can handle it Twilight. Just keep smelling. Twilight did as she was told and kept sniffing. It was unbearable for her. Celestia then released 4 farts back to back. *pprrrrtttppp* *bbrbrbbrbt* *pttttttrrrrr* *BBBBrrrttttt* Twilight kept on smelling each and every fart given to her. Celestia then released 4 more farts back to back. *PPPRPRPRRRPP* *bbrbTTTTTBBBBrbbrbt* *pttttttrRRRPPPTrrrr* *BBBRRRBrrrTTtTPPPtttt* Interestingly, Twilight slowly started like them. She started taking more and more sniffs. Princess Celestia: I told you that you would like them. Celestia then released 3 long farts back to back. *BBRRPPRRPPPTTTTTTTTTTT* *BRRRRBLLBBBBBRRRTTTTTPPP* *PLPLPLPLPPPPPPPRRRRRRRTTTT* Twilight: *sniff* *sniff* Oh man, this is still discusting. Princess Celestia: But your starting to enjoy them. Celestia then pushes out a really long fart. *BRRRRRRRRrrrrRRRAAAAaaaaa ARRPTTPTTPRPPRPPTTPRPTTuputpBBBTT* Twilight started to take bigger sniffs. Celestia's plan had worked, cause Twilight was now sniffing her farts like a dog. Twilight: *sniff* *sniff* Oh wow, this is amazing. *sniff* *sniff* *sniff* Princess Celestia: Perfect. Twilight: *sniff* *sniff* Please give me more. *sniff* *sniff* *sniff* Princess Celestia: As you wish. She then releases a long fart. *BBBBBRRRRRRRRRRRRRT* Celestia then pushed out 3 farts back to back. *BBRRPPRRTT* *BRTTRRRBL* *PLPLPLTTTPLPTRT* Twilight took deep breaths. She was enjoying each and every one of Celetia's farts. Her lungs were filling up with the putrid gas, but she didn't care and just carried on. These were now the best smelling farts ever. Princess Celestia: Okay Twilight, I want to do something else. Twilight: *sniff* *sniff* And what would that be princess? *sniff* *sniff* Princess Celestia: It's simple. I want you to open your mouth up, like you're about to kiss somepony, and I fart in your mouth. This will help you withstand any kind of gas that is released into your mouth as well. Twilight was at a loss for words again. Princess Celestia: Don't worry, this will be the only time I will do this. I just want to get that out of the way. For the first 10 farts I release, you will swallow it down to your stomach. The second 10 times, I want you to breathe it in and hold your breath for about 2 full minutes. Twilight wanted to protest, but realized it wouldn't change anything. Twilight: *sniff* Okay... She did as she was told and opened her mouth. Celestia then moved her bottom down so now she was sitting on her mouth. The feeling of lips pressing against her flank made Celestia shiver a bit. Princess Celestia: Here they come. Celestia released her first fart into Twilight's mouth. *BBRRPPT* As instructed, she began to swallow it. It tasted worse than it smelt. Twilight felt her stomach reel as the disgusting taste was in her mouth. She finally managed to gulp it all down, her belly growling in disagreement. Princess Celestia: It's normal for your stomach to do that because you're not used to it yet. After these other nine, you won't have to swallow. She then pushes out the second fart. *PPPRRTTPR* Twilight swallowed it. Celestia then pushes out the third fart. *BBRRRRTTRT* Twilight swallowed it. Celestia then pushes out the fourth fart. *PPBBBEET* Twilight swallowed it. Celestia then pushes out the fifth fart. *BBRRRRTTTRPP* Twilight swallowed it. Celestia then pushes out the sixth fart. *PPRRRRPPPPT* Twilight swallowed it. Celestia then pushes out the seventh fart. *BRBRBRBBRT* Twilight swallowed it. Celestia then pushes out the eighth fart. *TTRRRRBBB* Twilight swallowed it. Celestia then pushes out the ninth fart. *PRPRPPPTTPP* Twilight swallowed it. Celestia then pushes out the final fart. *BBRRPPPTPP* Twilight swallowed it. She was starting to like the taste now. Princess Celestia: Ahh. Ok, now here comes the second wave of farts. Remember, hold your breath with them for 2 minutes. She then pushes out the first fart. *BBBTTTTRRTTTBB* Twilight huffed in all the noxious gas until her lungs reached full capacity and held her breath. In her head, she manages to count all the seconds that are in 2 minutes before breathing out slowly. Celestia then pushes out the second fart. *BBPPPBRRPBBPP* Twilight huffed it in, counted, and breathed out. Celestia then pushes out the third fart. *tssssssssbbbbbss* Twilight huffed it in, counted, and breathed out. Celestia then pushes out the fourth fart. *BbbbrrrrttppPPtp* Twilight huffed it in, counted, and breathed out. Celestia then pushes out the fifth fart. *prpppprt* Twilight huffed it in, counted, and breathed out. Celestia then pushes out the sixth fart. *BTRBRbtrtt* Twilight huffed it in, counted, and breathed out. Celestia then pushes out the seventh fart. *bbbrbrrrrrrrRRRRTTTTrtttt* Twilight huffed it in, counted, and breathed out. Celestia then pushes out the eighth fart. *PPtttTTttrrrrppp* Twilight huffed it in, counted, and breathed out. Celestia then pushes out the ninth fart. *prtprptrppppttTTPTPTPTR* Twilight huffed it in, counted, and breathed out. Celestia then pushes out the final fart. *BBBBBBBRRRRRRRTTTTTTBBBBRT* Twilight huffed it in, counted, and breathed out. Princess Celestia: Alright, that's done. She got off of Twilight's face. Twilight ran to a window and started to breathe in all the fresh air. Twilight: Okay, that was intense! Princess Celestia: You did great Twilight. Now come back over here. We're not done. Twilight walked back over to Celestia and got on the bed. Before she could lay down, however, Celestia raised a hoof in front of her. Princess Celestia: Hold on Twilight. If I may, I would like to smell your own gas. Twilight blushed at this, rather shocked at this. Twilight: Well... I don't know about this. Princess Celestia: There's no need to feel embarrassed Twilight. Twilight: It's not that. It's just my parents and brother say I have the worst-smelling farts in the family. Princess Celestia: Oh I won't mind. As an Alicorn, you are also more used to all the bad smells thrown at you. Twilight was still hesitant to do this, but she felt her stomach grumble. That must have been the farts she swallowed. Twilight: Well, alright then. She uneasily laid down on the bed with her flank sticking up. Twilight shivered and blushed hard at Celestia's muzzle being pressed against her rear. Never in her life did she ever think that she would be here, farting right in the princess' face. Princess Celestia had taken a few sniffs of her rear. Princess Celestia: Wow Twilight, your bottom smells great. I can't wait to smell your farts. Twilight started to work out a fart. After a few seconds, a gurgle could be heard from her flank. With one more push, she released her first fart. *BBBBRRRRRTTTTT* Princess Celestia: *sniff* *sniff* Oh, this is simply wonderful. I must have more. Twilight blushed even more at this and she pushed out a much longer fart. *PPPPPPPPPPPPRRRRRRRRRRPPPTTTTTTTP* Twilight was enjoying this more than ever. She then releases a small fart. *FFRRRTTT* Princess Celestia: *sniff* *sniff* *sniff* *sniff* Twilight, *sniff* *sniff* you have got the best farts I have ever smelt. Celestia then kissed Twilight's flank, which caused her to fart right in her mouth. *BBBBBRRRRRRRRRRRRR* Celestia swallowed the gas. Princess Celestia: That tasted wonderful, Twilight. Twilight then releases 3 farts back to back. *FFRRRTTT* *BBBBBRRRBRTTTB* *FFRRBBRTTTPRRRTTT* Princess Celestia: *sniff* *sniff* *sniff* *sniff* Twilight, *sniff* *sniff* thank you for doing this with me. *sniff* *sniff* *sniff* *sniff* Twilight: You're welcome princess. Princess Celestia: Let's switch back now. Celestia then turned around to present her flank to Twilight. Twilight then lays down so Celestia could take a seat. She sits down and releases a long fart. *BBBBBBBBPPPPRBRBRBRRRRRRR BBBTTTTTTTTBB* -------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Later, Spike and Cadance were finished with their picnic. They were both lying on his back on opposite sides. He felt his belly gurgle and decided to let a fart loose. *BBBBBRRRTTT* He took a whiff of it and he enjoyed it. Cadance heard it and chuckled a little. Princess Cadance: Gee Spike. You better hope that Twilight doesn't hear that or even smell it. The two were now laughing. Although, Spike kept the thought of Twilight smelling his gas. He believed that maybe she would actually want to smell it as well. *PPPRRRTTT* Spike heard the fart and it came from Cadance. Princess Cadance: My bad. Hehe. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Princess Celestia releases the longest fart yet on Twilight's face. *PPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPRRRRRRRR RRRRRRRRRRRRPPPPPFFFFFSSSSSSSSSSS UUUUUUUUUUUURRRRMMMMMMMBBBBBBBB RRRRRTTTTTTTPRRRFFFBBBBMMUUUATTTT* After that, she gets off of Twilight. As if it was on cue, 2 of Celestia's Pegasus guards entered wearing gas masks. Princess Celestia: Perfect timing. Twilight: What's going on? Princess Celestia: They are going to be joining us for our fun. The guards walked up to Twilight and turned their flanks toward her. While not the best flanks here, they certainly were a sight to behold. She enjoyed looking at them compared to her brothers. The first one releases his fart. *BBBBRRRMMTTTT* It smelt decent to Twilight, not anything to write home about. The second one released his fart. *BBBBRuummmttttt* Still the same results, but she still continued to smell. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Time had passed with Twilight being farted on by Celestia and her guards. The sun had set and Celestia and Twilight had finished their fun. Twilight had taken a shower so no one could smell Celestia's scent. As Twilight was about to leave, she was stopped by Celestia's hoof. Princess Celestia: This was so much fun. If I ever want to do this again, then I'll send you a letter. Twilight smiled at this and she left home. |
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