Cow Convention 2024

We are the bovine divas.
We bring our click-aty, clack-ity typewriters
From the barnyard to the convention center.
Having had our demands met
We have decided to widen our circle of influence
And get more people to choose the chicken.
And when people call, "Where's the beef?"
We can sashay over, chew our cud
And teach them farm boys
That we cows are much more divine
Than a single striploin.
We are the moooovers and the shakers
Of this here generation.
We are the bovine divas.
And don't you forget it.

Lines = 15.
Word Count = 91.
Can you read this with some Texas attitude?

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Writer's Cramp:
Please write a story or poem about a group of Diva writing cows that has the title: "Cow Convention 2024"
Please select "Satire" as one of your genres!
Bring your sense of humor with you and have some bovine fun.


There are references to a children's book and 2 commercials in this. Can you figure out what they are?