The Take Over of Earth Begins

The Take Over of Earth Begins

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Josh Samuel was excited. He was a big science geek from way back. He worked at an internet start up company outside of DC. He had gone out to dinner with friends and had gone to their house to watch the northern lights which were scheduled to be visible about midnight.

The news was also filled with rumors that an alien star ship fleet was heading towards earth and been broadcasting messages to Earth. . NASA was not confirming the story which was going viral.

At midnight, the northern lights pop up. Suddenly the glass windows all break as a high pitch sonic boom shakes the neighborhood. The door clicks open and alien storm troopers break down the door and start hauling people away to a waiting star ship.

The feared invasion of Earth had begun.

On the ship the screens light up as the commander of the invasion fleet appears and announces the take over of earth had begun.

"What the beep? Who the beep are you? What do you want?"

Wolf Jackson, the CNN announcer is shot and killed. A giant eight-legged spider-like creature dressed in a combat uniform walks around the news desk, and sits down. He motions to the camera crew to continue broadcasting, and then he picks up the dead announcer, and arrogantly tosses the body aside. He turns to the camera and begins speaking:

"Now that I have gotten your attention, people of Earth, greetings. I am a commander of the Galactic Empire. You can call me Commander Zero, my real name is not important and you can't pronounce it anyway. The earth has been taken over and added to the empire. You are now subjects of the Galactic Empire.

Your capital cities have been destroyed. Many of you are being rounded up and being exterminated. I regret the necessity, but to ensure stability and order, those of you who will likely resist the new order will be terminated as will those who offer any resistance.

It is very simple, actually. I am in charge. My troops are in charge. You will be instructed to report to training and assignment centers shortly. Until then, stay at home so that the security forces can come by to interview you.

Unfortunately, most of the security forces do not speak any of your archaic languages so there may be some miscommunications. That's why you should stay tuned to the television, radio, or internet for proper instructions. When they come to your house, they will have you fill out a questionnaire regarding your family background, history, and skills.

Old people, disabled people, obvious sexual deviants, drug addicts, degenerates, mixed race people, and people who refuse to follow orders will be terminated on the spot. Those deemed to be useless eaters will be terminated. We believe in eugenic cleansing and you have too many febrile, useless people. Your society tolerated weakness. We do not.

The fascist pigs will be rounded up and executed. Everyone will be invited to a feast, you will be asked to help "Eat the Rich." Those who refuse to participate in revolutionary justice will join the rich on the dinner table.

Your earth languages are being abolished. Everyone will be taught galactic standard at your work places. Everyone will be expected to begin speaking it immediately. After one year, the use of other languages in public will be cause for immediate execution.

Your religious institutions will be abolished. Religion is truly the opiate of the masses as your great leader Mao said. Great man, that Mao. Hitler was also a great man. He had the right idea, the final solution. Kill them all, all who oppose the righteous Rule of the Master Race. All priests, ministers, mullas and the like will be taken away and made slaves in mining and hard labor camps, nuns will be made into prostitutes for the master race and their new human allies. Religious institutions will be converted into warehouses, and storehouses. Mosques will be converted into pigsties, as will synagogues. The wealth of the churches will be confiscated, the golden statutes melted down, the artwork destroyed. You will all be liberated from the tyranny of religion.

That's it for now. We will shortly begin broadcasting the first galactic history lesions. You will be required to learn this, so pay attention. Those of you who learn well will be rewarded; those who refuse to obey will be terminated.

So you all better fucking pay attention, this is no fucking game. It is real life, and we are here. Get over it. We are the master race and you will do as you are told.

Frank Aller, one of the camera operators is dragged up to the desk. Commander Zero looks at him, and says, "Okay, human, tell me. What did I say?"

The camera operator says, "ugh, we must obey the rules of the master race?"

"Good boy. But you know, I don't like your attitude. So you have a choice - you can die now or you can die later. What do you choose?"

"Ugh, die later?"

"Wrong answer, punk."

Commander Zero pulls out a gun and shoots the camera operator. Then he calmly walks out, and barks out an order,
"Dispose of that waste. CNN please resume your broadcasting but make sure you tell the truth. If I hear any subversive words from you or your colleagues, I will come back and personally kill you."

alt. beginning of my unpublished novel, “Giant Nazi Spiders”.