The Loch Ness Monster

That Loch Ness Monster is a myth.
I’m sure it isn’t true.
I don’t think dragons do exist.
Please tell me now, do you?

I guess they might have roamed the Earth
a long, long time ago.
Along with dinosaurs and such.
Well, hey, you never know.

Some crazy folks say this one’s real.
(No traces have been found.)
But people say he still exists.
He’s out there hanging ‘round.

Hey, here’s a thought that I just had.
What if it’s really true?
And if there’s one beast in that lake,
well, then there must be two.

No, Nessie wouldn’t be alone.
You know there’d be a mate.
So maybe there are more of them.
You know the chance is great.

Because there never is just one.
That isn’t nature’s way.
There might be hoards of them out there,
despite what skeptics say.

Well, now I’m having second thoughts.
I’ll have to go and see.
Those Loch Ness Monsters could be there,
not one, but two or three.

I’ll try to have an open mind
(not such an easy task).
I’ll do my best to see this beast.
That’s all that you could ask.

But if that dragon does exist?
Yeah, if I get a view?
I might just keep it to myself.
You’ll think I’m crazy too.