I dreamt I took a voyage Upon a sea of tea My sails an oddment of clothes filled with the scent of Darjeeling A packet steamer the 'SS Shower Gel' passed by our starboard side Soapy bubbles exiting its funnel One by one I watched them burst, in a velvet chequered sky Handkerchiefs wheeled and billowed, makeshift gulls On deck ladies in crinoline and men with bowler hats, watch knickers and bras dance the CanCan and disappear, swallowed down a hatch We sailed to the four corners of my suitcase, and back by lunch The captain was a tea cake, big fat currants for eyes. He ran a tight ship no room for crumbs here! Don't think it strange I saw you there, holding the hand of your governess, eating candy floss, red ribbons in your hair A tug upon your arm and some words spoken gruff, you were told to dismiss For I was a sight, a dressed ragamuffin lent against a capstan, Ronald McDonald shoes too big for my feet My ginger wig without me, was reciting the Bards Othello to nobody in particular by the gunwale The breeze plucked errant locks of red As a shout of land ahoy! I turned to see Harbour, bobbing limped biscuit boats and sugar cube buoys floating on the tea Disembarking down a silver spooned gang plank the dream left me |