Dialog with an Alien

"Is that a spaceship?!!!"

"I think it is."

"Oh my word, it's landing right in front of us! We better get out of here!"

"Why, aren't you even a little bit curious?"

"Not really. Come on. Oops, it's too late now. The alien is walking toward us."

"Don't be afraid. I come in peace and won't harm you."

"What could you possibly want on Earth?"

"Your planet is dying. I've come to take you to a new planet where you can live long, happy lives."

"Seriously, you sound like the robot from 'The Day the World Stood Still' Now if you looked like Keanu Reeves, I might believe you. But since you don't, I'm not going anywhere with you."

"I'm sorry to hear that. I wish you'd change your mind. You don't have much longer."

"How much time do we have?"

"Two days."

"Wow! Ok, we'll go with you."

"Welcome aboard my ship."

"Hey, what's with the laser guns?"

"You humans are still so stupid."

"You didn't have to kill them!"

"Yes, yes I did. Just like the rest of them.