The Joke

Kelly was moving about vigorously as she sat on the passenger side of her boyfriend’s car, on their way to a concert. However, she was not moving because of the sound of the music blaring from the speakers.
“I’m going to explode!” Kelly cried in horror as she continued to move from left to right.
“I told you! But you never listen!” Jake said. He chuckled as he watched his girlfriend move about, trying to control her bladder.
“Let me take your mind off of it. I have a joke for you.” Jake said.
“Oh my gosh! I should have gone to pee when we were at the restaurant!” Kelly squealed, ignoring him.
“Have you ever heard of that movie –“
“NO!” Kelly cried in horror. “Don’t make me laugh! Don’t you do it!”
“Constipated?”
He stared at her with a smirk on his face. Kelly knew it was going to happen. She was going to wet her pants.
“No…” Kelly whined as tears threatened to pour over her face.
“It never came out!” Jake concluded with a roar of laughter. She stared at him for a moment before, she, too, began to laugh.
They never made it to the concert.




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