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Rated: GC · Lyrics · Cultural · #2293849
Reddit rhymin for the children online
Not too bright at picking up sarcasm and nuance, are ya? Silly children. Ya just care about clicks / Don’t even care if y’all just parrotin garbage / As long as it gets y’all some attention and hey, maybe y’a get a mention! / I think you should spend a little time in the penitentiary / Be a caged canary, fuckin douche bag fairy, life is scary, I’m a visionary and I’m here to destroy you / drown you in the hoisin sauce while you still using the soy sauce / cause this bitch got some spice and I’m done bein nice gonna stab you with my knife and finish you off with my ice pick totally free of price / stab y’a in the fuckin head don’t matter much cause y’already brain dead / so do y’a fuckin best and try to impress me with y’a stupid comments about my chest / c’mon, what y’all muthafuckas got left? / I’m gonna undress y’all and leave you in this mess / cause I’m Right Said Fred and I’m too sexy for this thread.

https://www.reddit.com/r/Eminem/comments/12hjhfk/photographs_from_the_encore_pho...

Alternate response I penned, but didn’t post. Just saved what I wrote to my Apple phone. Just one of so many pages I makin and savin, what a crafty little pagan mage I am, eh? hahaha 🔥💥

Not too bright at picking up sarcasm and nuance, are ya? Silly children.
Y’all don’t get the trix and the kids.
Y’all have become like a collective of stupid
Too many years burying’ ya head in tha computer
Don’t know how to swim in this flow
just keep getting caught by the undertow
Gonna drown in the great below
while they eat ya profits and ya just fuckin’ blow
Only way ya know how to grow
is by hawking products and bein a corporate shill
Y’all popping pills for made up ills
y’all don’t know how to just fuckin chill
Y’a get so offended by words that it makes ya kill

Don’t give a damn about the land
Y’all just battling each other like y’a playin Tron
Fuckin Dana White sold out tha octagon
The UFC even starting to play along
with the propagandists oily commie song
They got no backbone of their own
guess it’s all just for show now
No real fuckin grit just about getting them clicks and eatin more money like they deep throating a dick covered in honey

Bowin’ down to the power and building tha tower
to control tha people like another church steeple
Fuck those tapes, we ain’t rewinding
‘cause I am here to remind you
how to fight the power and fuck tha police
Don’t care that I ain’t got a fuckin piece
Don’t need a slice of the corporate pie
Got a fuckin needle to stick in ya eye
as I thread these rhymes maybe y’a be able to follow my lines if y’a took the time to read online
instead of following tha hype, copyin the same byte
No thoughts of y’a own don’t know how to research alone
Y’all just following tha crowd and doin what’s allowed
by the overlords of the net instead of fighting tha censorship
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