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Rated: GC · Lyrics · Political · #2293359
Dear Eminem...
just writing some words that spinnin' in my head
not everything I hear tells me I should be dead

Please!
We need some real lyrical poetry!
Roll the D.I.E. Fuck the PC Police!
RunDMC told us, the UN has sold us
They all a corporate communist dream
Now a terrorist team1 with the GCC,2 Xi Jinping,3 and Vladimir Putin!4
A fucking propaganda machine 56
Spewing out lies7 like endless french fries and grains of rice,
Selling us all a stupid dream where we all get along in harmony and everything is universally free
Artistry is the fucking key
Give us a new fucking release!
Fuck your haters, don't people please

Write from your heart. Play your part
I try and teach, but I don't have a big reach
I'm just some fucking nobody who yells and rebels
I infiltrated the government and learned from within8
Sometimes I don't even know why I fuckin' botherin'
But I just can't help it, I truly care about humanity
I actually care about real human beings!
And they all sufferin' under a pyramid scheme!
It's all a corporate/communist wet fucking dream
And I'm just some stupid girl who lives alone
Communicating online with her broken fuckin' phone
Or on her stupid old computer,
Reading and writing, guess I'm just an online polluter
Telling the world's leaders they a bunch of stupid fuckin' pricks9
They just lookin' for lackeys who'll suck their dicks
And ask no fucking questions as they get shoved full of bullshit fucking lessons

They payin' people to post all sorts of bullshit
But I'll never be that kind of chick
Not interested in posting shit just to get clicks
I don't just go along with the fuckin' crowd
'Cause I'm too busy sayin' the quiet part out loud
And I'm just some "privileged" fucking white girl
Don't even know how to make myself hurl

I'm a human female, made in Canada,
Just livin' on more stolen fuckin' land
Y'all know the routine
So have some more Poutine!
Endless French fries slathered in cheese curds
Tastes just like Trudeau's propaganda turds
Drown it all out in some thick fuckin' gravy
Who fuckin' knows, maybe my memory's just hazy
Maybe I'm just a loser who's lazy
Maybe I should just start to collect
Another stupid welfare check
Like my family did
When I was a kid

So read my fucking posts!
Got Facebook10 and other social media notes
Got a linktree account,11 can see everything I wrote
Spittin' out truths like a fucking billy goat
From Canada, this halfway to communist wasteland,
Still fucking here, still, I stand
Fighting for my rights as I watch As the World Burns
Hoping that I can help the world learn

It's poetry, you see? I post it all for free.
And it's just me. Bein' the best I can be.
Livin' the fuckin' Canadian dream
Don't even have a job after Friday
Not sure how the fuck I'm gonna pay my way
Keep gettin' fired for committing "crimes"12
Wish I could make money from writing these lines
I got so many fucking books full of rhymes
Always got more to write at anytime
My words and thoughts always ringin' in my ears like a breeze blowin' at wind chimes

https://twitter.com/TheRealAgent_99/status/1642731744259616769?s=20

Footnotes
1  https://www.instagram.com/reel/CpONmzspiwU/?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=
2  https://twitter.com/KSAmofaEN/status/1634180277764276227?t=s7ngxrsF49ddeNPEDQJcA...
3  https://twitter.com/HillelNeuer/status/1636282880786563077?t=pc_YgAwLSuRlYt7joOO...
4  https://twitter.com/Jerusalem_Post/status/1635186303892623360?t=mtJKzv27JYJOyx7s...
5  https://twitter.com/TheRealAgent_99/status/1635215805586743296?t=bx4b3r6BJJZ69dr...
6  https://twitter.com/TheRealAgent_99/status/1635205058219630592?t=nyQuNX4y6kznlZL...
7  https://twitter.com/HillelNeuer/status/1643568553033965570?t=1MDrETRM_ZZAWlowjH2...
8  https://my.indeed.com/p/chantellemaries-bbdwg2b
9  https://twitter.com/TheRealAgent_99/status/1641287470276022272?t=PO0OhLBCeJdOjd8...
10  https://m.facebook.com/MyNameIsChantelleMarieSmith?wtsid=rdr_0PhmMaB5VOy0lranp
11  https://linktr.ee/chantellemariesmith
12  https://twitter.com/TheRealAgent_99/status/1642427064644157446?t=F8cQE78wIMtoqkk...

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