Howard Wolowitz's Hole Lotta Trouble!

Howard Wolowitz was in his bedroom tidying up his comic books one afternoon when he suddenly spotted a rather small hole in the wall as his wife Bernadette had moved a chest of drawers earlier and went over to have a closer look at it.

The young man was shocked to discover that a box full of his comic books, action figures and previous comic con costumes were inside the hole in the wall and stuck his hands inside to try and grab it but unfortunately, it was just slightly out of his reach.

Howard said, "This is going to be a bit of a tight squeeze but I can definitely fit in there," as he decided to enter the hole in the wall to retrieve the box and quickly put his concerns about possibly getting himself stuck due to its rather small size to the back of his mind.

He then put his phone on his bed and quickly stuck his head inside the hole in the wall and after a brief struggle due to his slightly soft stomach, his entire top half was soon inside, leaving only his hips, backside and legs sticking out.

The young man quickly found the box and began looking through it while jokingly wiggling his behind and thinking about how ridiculous he must look right now before suddenly hearing laughter coming from behind him.

Howard then heard a voice say, "Howie, why on earth is your butt sticking out of there, I'm definitely not complaining about the view but you look absolutely ridiculous right now," and realised that it belonged to his extremely confused wife.

The young man then quickly explained the entire situation.

Bernadette, a curvaceous glasses wearing young blond, who was wearing a short light blue dress with white polka dots that stopped just above her knees with black tights and a short pink cardigan over the top of it said, "I'm sorry Howie, I was going to throw that stuff out but instead I decided to hide it, I'll happily let you keep it all, how about you come out of there because we're going to meet Leonard and Penny for dinner soon."

Howard said, "All right Bernie, I'm coming out now, I'll get the box later," as he then tried to back of the hole in his bedroom wall but was extremely shocked to discover that he couldn't.

The young man's eyes grew wide as he said to himself, "You have got to be kidding me, maybe eating that second piece of chocolate fudge cake at lunchtime wasn't such a great idea after all," as he placed his hands against the wall and pushed and pushed with all his might but still the hole just simply refused to release its grip on her.

The now concerned young blond asked, "Howard, are you all right because you seem to be struggling, are you stuck in there?"

Howard refused to admit the truth and replied, "Don't be ridiculous Bernadette, of course, I'm not stuck, it's just a bit more difficult than I thought," as he then tried to push and wiggle himself free again, even putting his left foot against the wall for more leverage but still he just simply wouldn't budge and was hit with the realisation that he was in fact completely and utterly stuck in the hole.

The young man said, "Oh, it's just no use, Bernie, I think I'm stuck, could you please pull me out," as he couldn't believe that this was actually happening to him, especially in front of his wife.

Bernadette placed her right hand over her face in disbelief at her husband's predicament and said, "This could literally only happen to you Howie, you literally went into outer space but can't get yourself out of a hole, I told you your love of sweet treats would come back to haunt you but don't worry, I'll happily pull you out of there," as she quickly grabbed onto his hips, leaned back and pulled and pulled with all her strength.

Howard said, "OW, Ouch, OW, that hurts, please put your back into it Bernie because I'm not moving, OW."

His wife placed her feet against the wall for more leverage and pulled even harder, her face turning bright red due to her efforts as she said, "I am putting my back into it Howie, how did you get yourself this stuck," as she suddenly lost her grip and tumbled backwards onto the carpet.

Bernadette said, "Oh, it's just no use Howard, you just won't budge and have definitely wedged yourself in there tight, I'm really sorry that I hurt you, I guess I don't know my own strength," as she then quickly saw that she had accidentally pulled her husband's jeans, exposing his big butt which was covered by light blue Superman boxers as she began enjoying the view while wondering how her husband's backside had increased in size so much.

The young man said, "Bernie, did you just pull down my jeans, please pull them back up right now, I don't think it's not a good time for some fun."

He then suddenly felt something touching his backside and asked, "Hey, what are you doing back there, leave my underwear alone," as the young woman drew a smiley face on her husband's boxers with a black marker pen and quickly took a picture of it, which she quickly sent to her best friend Penny, Penny's husband Leonard and Howard's best friend Raj.

The young man asked, "Bernie, did you just draw a smiley face on my underwear?"

Bernadette said, "Yep, I did Howie but don't worry, it's not permanent but I suggest you behave yourself or I'll grab my special toy and have some fun with your butt," as she then jokingly smacked his behind.

Howard quickly said, "OW Bernadette, that hurt, leave my big butt alone, it's very sensitive, this all comes from not having holes bigger enough for guys like me."

His wife replied, "Oh come on, Howie the Pooh, this actually all comes from eating too much," as the couple began laughing at the ridiculousness of the entire situation before the young blond called for help as Penny, Leonard and Raj quickly arrived along with Bernadette and Penny's close friend Amy Farrah Fowler and Raj's girlfriend Emily Sweeney as they all began laughing when they saw the young man's backside sticking out of the hole in the bedroom wall.

The absolutely humiliated Howard explained the entire situation as Bernadette added in a sympathetic tone of voice, "I pulled and pulled but he just simply wouldn't budge, this stupid hole just won't let go of my poor Howie."

Emily said, "This reminds of a story my mom read to me when I was younger called the enormous turnip, where they all stood in a line and pulled it out together, that's probably our best option for getting Howard free."

The young man said, "But won't that really hurt, all of you pulling on me?"

The young blond patted her husband's rear end and said, "Yep, it will Howard but it's our best option and I promise we'll be quick, come on everyone, grab hold of me," as she quickly grabbed onto Howard's hips again.

Leonard then quickly grabbed onto Bernadette's waist while Penny pulled her husband's waist, Amy pulled Penny's legs as she promised to try and not pull down her jeans, Raj pulled Amy's sweater and Emily pulled her boyfriend's belt.

Bernadette said, "All right everyone, 1, 2, 3, Heave," as everyone leaned back and pulled, tugged, and heaved with all their strength on her husband.

Howard said, "OW, Ouch, OW, that really hurts, I think I'm going to be pulled in two, OW," as he still just simply wouldn't budge with the hole still refusing to let him leave.

His wife refused to give up, placed her feet against the wall for more leverage and said with a very determined tone of voice, "Come on guys, we can't give up and can actually do this, really put your backs into it, heave, heave," as everyone pulled and pulled even harder, stretching poor Howard to his absolutely limit until suddenly, the epic tug of war with the hole in the wall ended with an extremely loud POP sound.

The young man was pulled from the hole in the bedroom wall at last, sending everyone tumbling backwards into a heap on the carpet as Amy just barely avoided pulling down Penny's jeans.

The now overjoyed and very relieved Howard said, "Thank goodness for that, I'm finally free," as he hugged and kissed his wife before hugging the others than thanked everyone for rescuing him.

"It was absolutely no problem Howard, I need some exercise this week anyway, cute boxers by the way, especially the smiley face, I felt like we were going to need Supernan's super strength to get you out of there," joked a laughing Penny.

The young man quickly remembered that his underwear was still showing and quickly pulled his jeans then took everyone for something to eat to say thank you for helping him out as they laughed at the ridiculousness of the entire situation.

The box of comic books, action figures and previous comic con costumes still remained inside the hole in the wall as Howard and Bernadette forgot about it after he got unstuck.

Three weeks later, Howard heard his wife calling from the bedroom, "Howie, please come and help me, I'm stuck," and burst into laughter when he suddenly walked into their bedroom and found Bernadette's wiggling backside sticking out of the hole in the wall.

The young man joked, "I guess I'm not the only one who's eating too much, don't worry Bernie, I'll happily pull you out of there," as he grabbed the black marker pen and drew a smiley face on her light blue panties with tiny strawberries on them after pulling up her short pink knee dress with white polka dots that stopped just above her knees and her black tights then quickly grabbed onto her hips and tried to pull her out of the hole in the wall.

The End.