Teen Titans...Go Home

From the point of view of a mouse living in the Teen Titans building

I live in an apartment building, with five roommates. Sounds like it would be crowded, doesn’t it? Really, it’s not that bad, since I’m pretty much a night owl. Well...make that a night mouse. Yeah. My name is Elton and I’m a mouse. Mostly I have the apartment to myself at night. I have free reign while they’re asleep. I can watch loads of TV without ever having to argue about the channel. And I eat what I want out of the fridge. I don’t even buy groceries!
How can I describe my roommates? I live with the Teen Titans. Life is crazy. Best to discuss them one at a time.
The leader of the Teen Titans is Robin. He is...enthusiastic. And bossy. And he has little baby hands. And even though he used to work with Batman, he has a serious lack of self-esteem, which makes him a little overzealous in his training. And he thinks everyone should work at least as hard as he does.
Raven is a demon. No, I’m not talking metaphorically. She is literally a demon. So I really try not to ever get in her way. Seriously. Run.
Beast Boy is cool, but I never know what I’m gonna get with him. See, he’s a shape-shifter, so he could be any animal in the world. I’m glad he’s vegetarian, so i don’t have to worry about him chasing me. Although i will never understand how he can live without bacon.
Cyborg is...unique. He is a human-robot hybrid with a unique hunger for waffles and meat.