Ahaunting we must go

"Do you believe in ghosts?"

"Like, dead people that come back to haunt you? Ooooh"

"Ye, that's right."

"An' you can see through 'em?"

"Ye, sort of."

"An' they can walk through walls?"

"Ye."

"No, I think it's a load of rubbish."

"Then can you explain something? How come you're here with me, you died last week?"

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