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Rated: 13+ · Other · Comedy · #2278533
A young woman gets herself stuck in a hole in a tree trunk while retrieving her house keys
Twenty-three year old Blair Thompson was out walking one afternoon when she suddenly spotted an adorable cat and went over to pet it when she accidentally tripped over her own feet and watched in horror as her house keys flew out of her jacket pocket and were grabbed by the cat with its teeth as it then quickly ran into a rather small hole in a nearby tree trunk.

The young woman was 5'4, 144 pounds, had beautiful short light curly brown hair and green eyes covered by glasses.
Her medium sized breasts and slightly soft stomach were covered by a black sweater with a denim jacket over the top of it.
Her curvaceous hips and bubble butt were covered by a short dark blue skirt with black tights.

Blair cursed her clumsiness then quickly ran over to the tree trunk and stuck her hands inside the hole but unfortunately, her keys were just slightly out of her reach as she then twice unsuccessfully asked the cat nicely to return them to her.

The young brunette said, "I should have brought some tuna with me, I can't believe I lost my keys, this could only happen to me, this is definitely going to be an extremely tight squeeze," as she decided to enter the hole in the tree trunk to retrieve then and tried to put her concerns about possibly getting herself stuck due to its rather small size and her curvy figure to the back of her mind.

Blair quickly put her phone in her bag and placed it beside the tree trunk then stuck her head inside the hole and after a brief struggle, her entire top half was soon inside, leaving only her hips, backside and legs sticking out, giving passers-by an extremely great view of her lower half.

The young woman quickly found the cat, who dropped her keys and licked her face while she petted it before it ran off as she put her house keys back in her jacket pocket and also found a red rose and put it in her hair.

Blair then jokingly wiggled her behind and said, "I must look absolutely ridiculous right now, I'm really glad no one especially not Tom can see me like this," as she tried to back of the hole in the tree trunk to continue her day but was extremely shocked to discover that she was unable to.

The young woman's eyes grew extremely wide as she said, "You have got to be kidding me, maybe sticking my entire top half in here after that big lunch and peice of chocolate sponge cake wasn't my best decision ever," as she placed her hands against the tree trunk and pushed and pushed with all her might but still the hole just simply refused to release its grip on her.

The now concerned and slightly frustrated Blair said, "This is absolutely ridiculous, let go of me, you stupid tree trunk," as she then tried to push and wiggle herself free again, even putting her left foot against the tree trunk for more leverage but still she just wouldn't budge and was hit with the realisation that she was in fact completely and utterly stuck in the hole.

The young brunette said, "Oh, it's just no use, I'm stuck, curse my curvaceous figure and love of biscuits and sweets," as she couldn't believe that this was actually happening to her and pinched herself to make sure that this wasn't just a bad dream.

Blair thought about calling her best friend Jennifer or her boyfriend Tom but remembered that her phone was outside in her bag and called out, "Help, could someone please help me, I'm stuck, help, help," but unfortunately, no one was nearby to hear her voice as she decided to get herself comfortable after realising that she probably wouldn't be going anywhere anytime soon and hoped that her underwear wasn't showing as the wind began blowing against her skirt.

The young brunette spent another fifteen minutes unsuccessfully trying to push and wiggle herself free again following a brief rest and eating her chocolate bar in her jacket pocket to regain her strength as she said, "How can I be stuck, I'm definitely not fat, I'm just a bit curvaceous," as she pinched her stomach and was shocked to discover that it felt a bit softer than usual and realised that it might be time for a short diet.

Blair then suddenly felt something sniffing at her backside and asked, "Tom, is that you," but was extremely disappointed to hear a sheep baaing behind her.

The young woman said, "Oh, you're just a sheep, you're absolutely no help, please stop sniffing my big butt and leave me alone," as it quickly grabbed onto the seat of her skirt and began pulling.

Blair began wiggling her rear end and said, "Hey, stop pulling at my skirt like that, you naughty sheep, it's my favourite one," but unfortunately, the sheep continued to pull until suddenly, a loud RIP sound was heard.

The young brunette's face turned beet red with embarrassment as she realised that the sheep had pulled off the seat of her skirt and the back of her tights, exposing her bubble butt which was barely covered by pink panties with tiny puppies on them for the world to see.

Blair said, "I can't believe my favourite skirt is ruined but I knew I shouldn't have worn those panties today but at least, my day can't possibly get any worse."

She then said, "Hey, leave my underwear alone, what are you doing back there," as a schoolgirl drew a smiley face on her panties before taking a picture then ran off again as a bird began pecking at her now exposed behind.

The young woman said, "I just had to tempt fate, didn't I," as she began laughing at the ridiculousness of her current predicament.

Blair had now been stuck in the hole in the tree trunk for more than forty five minutes and said, "I really hope I'm not stuck here for weeks like Winnie the Pooh," as she unsuccessfully tried to push and wiggle herself free again then suddenly heard laughter coming from behind her.

She then heard a voice begin chanting, "I see London, I see France, I see Blair's underpants," and realised that it belonged to her extremely confused best friend.

Jennifer, an only slightly less curvaceous young blond, who was wearing a short pink dress with white polka dots and black tights with a dark blue hoodie over the top of it asked, "Blair, why on earth is your big butt sticking out of there, are you stuck, you look absolutely ridiculous right now but I'm definitely enjoying the view."

The absolutely humiliated young brunette explained the entire situation before asking for help as the young blond said, "Oh my god, you poor thing, you're definitely not having a good day but don't worry, I'll happily pull you out of there, now brace yourself because this is definitely going to hurt," as she quickly grabbed onto her best friend's hips and pulled and pulled with all her strength.

Blair said, "OW, Ouch, OW, Jen, that really hurts, I don't think this is going to work, you're going to pull me in two, OW," as she still just wouldn't budge

Jennifer placed her feet against the tree trunk for more leverage and said, "Let go of my best friend, you stupid tree trunk," as the sheep began pulling at the hem of her dress.

The poor young woman was streched to her absolute limit as the bird began pulling at the front of her sweater as the epic tug of war suddenly ended with an extremely loud POP sound.

Blair was pulled from the hole in the tree trunk at last, sending her and her best friend tumbling backwards into a heap on the grass as the sheep quickly let go of the young blond's dress and looked on.

The now overjoyed and relieved young brunette said, "Thank goodness for that, I'm free, I'm finally free," as she realised that she had accidentally landed on top of poor Jennifer and quickly helped her back to her feet before hugging her and the sheep, who licked her face before thanking the two for rescuing her.

"It was absolutely no problem, nice panties by the way, especially the smiley face, very cute," said her best friend as she began laughing.

Blair then remembered that her underwear was still showing and quickly used her denim jacket to cover the hole in her skirt and tights before taking Jennifer for something to eat to say thank you for rescuing her as the two laughed at the ridiculousness of the entire situation.

The young woman told her boyfriend Tom about the incident that night as he began laughing and said, "I wish I could have been there to see it, I think we should probably cut down on dessert for a few weeks," as she began laughing as well.

The End.



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