When you break the Toilet again!

It was May 26, 2022, and you are still stressed out of your mind. You worry that your nephew would end up spending his entire Summer vacation behind bars over a little incident at the movies. And not only that, but your girlfriend is quite pissed at you for not only breaking the toilet, but the mess left the whole house stink like a rotten outhouse! She would ask you what the fuck you were thinking and you not only apologize to her, but tell her that all of the recent events have caused you to snap and kick the toilet! She then tells you to keep your attitude in check next time you sit on the porcelain shrine!

As you two argue, you see a trailer for the new "Top Gun" movie!


You thought, what better way to calm my girlfriend down then to take her to a movie and possibly dinner afterwards?

You drive to the movie theater and your girlfriend gasps at how full the lot is! You shrug it off as you end up parking in the back of the lot. As you do, a sense of dread starts to wash over you. Last time you were here, you were trying to see the new "Dr. Strange" movie. You shake it off and help your girlfriend out of the vehicle. As you approach the ticket stand, your fears became reality:


You couldn't fucking believe it! Top Gun got sold out just as fast as that stupid movie! Your girlfriend freaks out and asks what we should do. Not learning from last time, you tell her that you will just sneak into a room and watch it! You go into the theater's lobby and once again, see a familiar face. It was the same, huge, black dude as last time. Sure, he is usually kind and quite cheerful, but not so much with you. When he sees you and your girlfriend, he rolls his eyes again, thinking "Oh damn, not this clown again..." You go up to him and tell him you apologize for what happened last time and hope that the water is under the bridge now. He again rolls his eyes and says "Fine, still have to show me tickets though!" You then come up with a genius idea! You go up to him and go "Look, we can't get tickets right now, but if we slip you about a couple hundred bucks, will you pretend to not see us and let us sneak in?"

He then gives you a smirk before he does this...


He then shows you the door with an angry look on his face. You get mad yourself and yell "You know what, I hope tonight that you CHOKE ON A FRIED PIECE OF CHICKEN AT A KFC YOU GODDAMN GOOD FOR NOTHING NI-"

GET
THE
HELL
OUT
NOW!!!

You and your girlfriend then stormed out of there before the cops get called again. As you sit in your Girlfriend's car, you start to fume a bit before you start to angrily demand to go to Taco Bell. Your Girlfriend tries to remind you about the diet you are on and you reply by yelling "JUST GO TO A TACO FUCKING BELL GODDAMMIT!!!"

As you finish eating your 20th or 30th taco, you start to feel quite relaxed again from your earlier troubles. Your Girlfriend tells you that she doesn't think it's a good idea to eat up all of those tacos as it could lead to stomach troubles. You just roll your eyes and say "Oh Whatever" before chowing down on tacos again.

That night, you wake up with an intense stomach cramp again. You groan and let out a silent fart or two before realizing that a trip to the toilet is really in order! You bolt into the bathroom and just as you sit on your newly replaced toilet, you let out some horrendous farts. You then start to fill up the toilet with a horrendous dump before flushing the toilet. As you start to wash your hands you...Oh goddammit not again! You try to unclog the toilet again, but once again struggle badly! In a mad panic to try to get all of the shit down, you break off the toilet's handle and water starts to fill up the bowl again with the horrible mess! As the nasty water starts to flood the bathroom again, you panic and run out the door as your girlfriend wakes up. "Are you done with the bathroom hun?" "Yeah but um, you might want to use the other toilet down the hall, this one is um..." "Is what?" "Is reeking quite badly and..." "Hun, I told you to lay off of those tacos, but you never listen to me!" "Ok well..." "Well whatever, just a few sprays of Lysol will do the trick." As your girlfriend go into the bathroom, you panic and start to run down the hallway! Again, you don't get very far before you hear your pissed off girlfriend yelling again...

GET YOUR FAT FUCKING ASS IN HERE AND CLEAN UP ALL THIS SHIT OR I SWEAR TO GOD, I WILL SHOVE A TACO SHELL UP YOUR FAT ASS!!!