Harry Potter White Dino Ranger

Harry Potter White Dino Ranger


Harry Potter had a hard 14 years. His parents were murdered by a magical terrorist. He was raise for ten years after that in a cupboard under the stairs by his Aunt and Uncle who hated magic and those who have it. Then when he got his Hogwarts letter he thought life would be better. HA! What a joke. His first year he had to face off against a teacher with the wraith like version of the man who killed his parents all for a stone that Harry was now sure was a fake since there has been no news of Nicolas Flamel or his wife’s Death. Then during the first summer back a crazy fucking house elf demanded he stay with his Aunt and Uncle. Fat chance that was going to happen. So after hearing that Harry wasn’t going to stay the little shit decided to mimic his magic signature and levitated a cake to drop it on the Masons, who were prospective clients of Vernon. So being the absolute Moron that he was Vernon put bars on Harry’s windows. Then Harry’s friend Ron “I’m an lazy jealous bastard” Weasley with his two brothers broke him out of his room in a flying car and flew him to the “Borrow” Ron’s family home. After a mishap with Floo Powder and a fight in a book shop Harry and Ron couldn’t get through the barrier to the Platform the Hogwarts express was on. After discovering that Ron had the “Brilliant” idea of taking A FLYING CAR in plain view of Muggles to Hogwarts. Well after crashing it into a tree that fights back and getting magically ejected by the car they dealt with punishment from Mcgonagal a teacher that runs their house Gryffindor. Then all year people and a ghost plus a cat got petrified. When Hermione another friend of Harry and Ginny Ron’s sister get petrified (Hermione) and taken down into the Chamber (Ginny) Harry decided action was needed. So after taking the current DADA teacher as a unwilling tag along they found the Entrance to the Chamber of Secrets which was the exact Chamber Hinny was in. So after going down the slide that Harry opened up being a Parselmouth the git of a teacher takes Ron’s wand which I need to state was snapped almost at the top but put together but spello tape. So after acquiring the wand The asshole git admits all of his accomplishments were not his that he has been wiping the memories of people that actually do the deeds and taking credit. Then after attempting to wipe Harry’s Memories The wand backfired and wiped the teacher’s memories. That caused a cave in that Harry got on the other side just in time to be the only one who can go on leaving Ron with the helpless Teacher. Harry got to the main chamber and discovered a FUCKING diary was the cause of this years Chaos. On top of that it was another form of that fucking terrorist scum that murdered his parents. After he summoned the basilisk Harry thought he was doomed. Then Fawkes a Phoenix arrived and delivered the Sorting hat which held a Sword of the Founder of Harry’s house. After Fawkes blinded the Snake Harry stabbed the bloody thing through the roof of its mouth penetrating its brain now mind you this Basilisk was HUGE! So the fang that got stuck in Harry’s arm was as big as a Dagger. The venom of a basilisk is acidic and extremely toxic. But with a Phoenix around to cry into the wound Harry was fine. The summer after was horrible. Harry had to deal with adults hiding things from him and his Aunt Marge (not in that order). The big blowhard of an aunt insulted Harry’s Parents now looking back his Aunt Petunia looked pissed too she may of hated magic but deep down she loved her sister. Vernon didn’t react to the insults other than trying to get his sister to quit drinking but she wouldn’t have it and continued to berate and insult Harry’s mom and dad. So it was only logical that his magic reacted to his anger and inflated the bitch up like a balloon. What!? She already was full of hot air might as well match her body to it. After that without gauging the room Harry ran packed his things and left. Harry accidentally flagged the Knight Bus a emergency transport for stranded witches or wizards. Under a false name since for some odd reason Harry was a Celebrity for surviving when his parents didn’t when Voldemort (read Terrorist scum) killed them.