Man Steps On Crock; Breaks Mother's Bach

         A local man has broken his mother's Bach while stepping on a crock to retrieve the album from an upper shelf.
         According to records of eyewitness accounts, B. Lovidd Sunderly stepped on a large, stoneware crock while trying to retrieve his mother's best Bach album from a top shelf. Sunderly suddenly stumbled and fell, dropping the album and breaking it.
         "On looking back, Bach was a poor choice anyway," Mrs. Sunderly said in an interview following the fall. "I don't like for B. to get so high, but Bach was just way up there and I was doggedly determined to hear a Bach."
         The crock was undamaged in the incident.