Insomnia

It’s one am. Time for the night noises to begin. Bang! The sound of my resident getting ready to begin his day.

“He has to go, Frank.” I nudge my husband, but nothing gives him insomnia.

“I’ll sort him out tomorrow,” Frank mumbles before going back to his dreams.

We’ve been trying to evict our non paying guest for weeks but he’s refusing to go.
I’ve even considered poisoning him. I know that sounds crazy but not being able to sleep is doing my head in!

Listen! Our possum’s gone. At least until morning when he comes back.

Prompt: insomnia