On the evening news,
A news story about crabs
Coming out of the ocean
On a Florida Beach
Carrying signs
To protest against
The late night
Television talk show host
Timmy Kimble
Who has extremely liberal views.
The signs, the crabs carry
On the beach, said:
Down with Timmy.
Timmy is a liberal Russ Lumbar.
The last sign
That mention Russ Lumbar
Who's a conservative radio host.
And then
Lobsters come
Out of the ocean
And on the beach
Carrying signs that said:
Don't lump Timmy with Russ.
Timmy is a great guy.
We have crabs
Protest against
Timmy Kimble
And the Lobsters
protest against
the crabs.
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