Song parody for Bart's Hall Contest: It's Beginning to Look a Lot Like Christmas |
It's Beginning to Look a Lot Like Christmas It's beginning to look a lot like Christmas Everyone must shop Fighting to be freed, from buying things we don’t need Brainwashed by ads and crazy fads: we shop It's beginning to look a lot like Christmas Debt is huge, oh wow Amazon’s smiling carrot for the damn porch pirate Can’t…. Reorder…. now! An Occulus game to become YouTube fame Nothing stupid please No dolls that talk, or robot walk Are the kid’s pleas. And Mom and Dad can never get it right, oh geez, Louise It's beginning to look a lot like Christmas Is it January yet? The Christmas tree’s all tired, the lights will start a fire The presents will get all wet, and the kids will be upset. It's beginning to look a lot like Christmas Returning the junk to the store Put the money on my card so they’ll be no overdraft charge Standing in this line is such a bore It's beginning to look a lot like Christmas Debt is huge, oh wow Amazon’s smiling carrot for the damn porch pirate Can’t…. Reorder…. now! I might survive somehow Songwriter: Meredith Willson SongButcherer: NeedingBeachDuf 🐠⛵🏝️ Karaoke music |