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Rated: 13+ · Lyrics · Contest Entry · #2263692
Song parody for Bart's Hall Contest: It's Beginning to Look a Lot Like Christmas
It's Beginning to Look a Lot Like Christmas


It's beginning to look a lot like Christmas
Everyone must shop
Fighting to be freed, from buying things we don’t need
Brainwashed by ads and crazy fads: we shop

It's beginning to look a lot like Christmas
Debt is huge, oh wow
Amazon’s smiling carrot for the damn porch pirate
Can’t…. Reorder…. now!

An Occulus game to become YouTube fame
Nothing stupid please
No dolls that talk, or robot walk
Are the kid’s pleas.
And Mom and Dad can never get it right, oh geez, Louise


It's beginning to look a lot like Christmas
Is it January yet?
The Christmas tree’s all tired, the lights will start a fire
The presents will get all wet, and the kids will be upset.

It's beginning to look a lot like Christmas
Returning the junk to the store
Put the money on my card so they’ll be no overdraft charge
Standing in this line is such a bore

It's beginning to look a lot like Christmas
Debt is huge, oh wow
Amazon’s smiling carrot for the damn porch pirate
Can’t…. Reorder…. now!

I might survive somehow


Songwriter: Meredith Willson
SongButcherer: NeedingBeachDuf 🐠⛵🏝️ Author Icon

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