global warming has hit Korea December used to be cold now it is as mild as November. |
Korean December Weather – Brought to You By Global Warming, Inc A relatively mild December day More like November than December Due to Climate warming? Korea used to have a predictable weather pattern The winter would start late November, eartly December By the end of the year, It would be snowing every other day Accumulating in the mountains But not too much in the cities. A clear pattern three days cold Four days warm Cold but not too cold yet. That would happen In January through March, When cold air would flow down From Siberian and Manchuria Covering the land, With bone-chilling cold That would not let up Until mid-March When the cold Would begin to end. Except in the mountains When it would linger until May, And Korea is a land of mountains 70 percent mountains. Most under 5,000 American feet A few a bit higher Many more hills than mountains Whatever that means. Climate Warming Inc Press release Due to our efforts The traditional severely cold Korean has ended Winter now will be just January and February Summer will start in May, End in September. October through December Will be mild. Thanks to our efforts You should be glad We are giving you A longer fall And shorter winter. The summers unfortunately It will be a bit hotter Nothing we can do about that Hope you can afford More Air conditioning. Thanks The Climate Warming Corp Inc |