Good Hiding

Let me be your guide,
and I'll tell you where to hide,
where nobody will ever find you.

Somewhere off the beaten track,
where the bushes you can hack,
because its difficult to get through.

Or perhaps behind a wall,
unless you're really tall,
then maybe that would do?

In a cupboard with a lock,
but don't answer if they knock,
nor jump out and shout boo!

But the best place you can bide
Unseen and not espied
learn French, and then get perdu.