Dad bod life

I come home, feeling ragged. I unbuckle my belt to release tension on my waist as I collapse on the couch. I scratch my belly as I nearly snooze away. Wife comes in and greets me with a beer in hand and rubs my belly at the same time. I drink the beer as though if it would be the last one ever. I burp a bit as she rubs my belly and feels down my pants. She asks

"Is he avaliable down there?"

I say "Nah, he ain't-hic-avaliable"

The wife persists on and decides to unzip my pants.

"Na uh papi, he can do overtime"

She pulls out my limp meat and sucks away

*burp* "Oh nevermind, guess I have to stay in the office longer" I joke, as she caresses my body and massage smh balls too.