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Rated: 13+ · Other · Comedy · #2246208
A young woman gets herself stuck in a tree trunk and receives help from her ex-wife.
Twenty-five year old Linda Watson was out driving one afternoon with her best friend Anna when she spotted the perfect place for the two of them to stop, stretch their legs and have their picnic lunch together.

The young woman was 5'2, 142 pounds, had beautiful short dark blond hair and brown eyes covered by glasses.
Her breasts and thin stomach were covered by a red sweater with a denim jacket over the top of it.
Her curvaceous hips and bubble butt were covered by a short black skirt with black tights.

As the two were finishing up eating and drinking, Anna went for a short walk while Linda began texting her girlfriend Sarah when she accidentally tripped over her own feet and watched in horror as her purse flew out of her jacket pocket and was picked up by a squirrel, who ran into a rather small hole in a nearby tree trunk.

The young blond cursed her clumsiness as she ran over to the tree trunk and stuck her hands inside the hole but still her purse was just slightly out of her reach as she then twice unsuccessfully asked the squirrel nicely to return it to her.

Linda said, "This is going to be an extremely tight squeeze," as she realised that she would have to enter the hole in the tree trunk to retrieve her purse and put her concerns about possibly getting stuck due to it's rather small size and her curvy figure to the back of her mind.

The young woman put her phone in her bag in case she lost it and put it beside the tree trunk then stuck her head inside the hole and after a brief struggle, her entire top half was soon inside, leaving only her hips, backside and legs sticking out.

She then found the squirrel, who smiled at her before dropping the purse and ran off as she put it in her jacket pocket and also found a blue rose and put it in her hair before jokingly wiggling her behind and said, "I must look absolutely ridiculous right now, I hope no one sees me like this," as she then heard laughter coming from behind her and realised that it belonged to her extremely confused best friend.

Anna, a thin brunette said, "Linda, what on earth are you doing in there, you look absolutely ridiculous right now but I'm certainly not complaining about the view," as she then jokingly spanked her best friend's behind.

Linda explained the entire situation then said jokingly, "Hey, leave my booty alone, it's very sensitive, I hope you enjoy the view because I'm coming out now," as she then tried to back of the hole in the tree trunk but was absolutely shocked to discover that she couldn't.

The young blond said to herself, "You have got to be kidding me, why did I eat that second peice of chocolate sponge cake," as she placed her hands against the tree trunk and pushed and pushed with all her might but still the hole just refused to release it's grip on her.

Her now concerned best friend asked, "Linda, are you all right, you seem to be struggling, are you stuck in there?"

The now concerned and slightly frustrated Linda stubbornly refused to admit the truth and said, "I'm fine and don't be silly, or course, I'm not stuck, it's just a bit more difficult than I expected," as she then tried to push and wiggle herself free again, even putting her left foot against the tree trunk for more leverage but still she just wouldn't budge and was hit with the realisation that she was in fact completely and utterly stuck in the hole.

The young woman said, "Oh, it's just no use, Anna, could you please pull me out, I think I'm stuck, curse my curvaceous figure and love of biscuits and sweets."

The young brunette placed her right hand over her face in disbelief and said, "This could literally only happen to you but don't worry, I'll happily help you out, Linda the Pooh," as she then grabbed onto her best friend's hips and pulled and pulled with all her strength.

Linda said, "OW, Ouch, OW, Anna, that really hurts, please put your back into it and pull harder, I'm not moving."

Anna replied, "I am putting my back into it and I'm pulling with my strength, how on earth did you get yourself this stuck," as she suddenly lost her grip and tumbled backwards onto the grass.

The young brunette said, "Wow, you've certainly wedged yourself in there tight and I'm so sorry I hurt you, I guess I don't know my own strength but how about I pull your legs while you push," as she then grabbed onto Linda's legs.

The young blond said, "That's an excellent idea," as she began pushing with all her strength but despite the two pulling and pushing with all their strength for several minutes, she just wouldn't move a single inch as the two's efforts proved to be in vain.

Anna said, "Linda, it's just no use, you just won't budge, I'll go and get help because right now, you're going absolutely nowhere right now," as she then ran off as fast as she possibly could.

Linda thought about calling Sarah or her close friend Sinead but remembered that her phone was outside in her bag and called out, "Help, could someone please help me, I'm stuck, help," but no one except a schoolgirl who chose to ignore her heard her voice as she realised that she should probably get comfy because she wouldn't be going anywhere anytime soon.

The young woman spent another 15 minutes unsuccessfully trying to push and wiggle herself free again following a brief rest and said, "This is absolutely ridiculous, how can I be stuck, I'm not even fat, I'm just curvy," as she then suddenly felt something sniffing at her backside but was extremely disappointed to hear a sheep baaing.

Linda said, "Oh, you've just a sheep, you're absolutely no help, please stop sniffing my butt and leave me alone," as it then grabbed onto the seat of her skirt and began pulling.

The young blond began wiggling her rear end and said, "Stop pulling at my skirt like that, you naughty sheep, it's my best one," but still the sheep continued to pull until a RIP sound was suddenly heard.

Linda's face turned beet red with embarrassment as she realised that the sheep had pulled off the seat of her skirt and the back of her tights, exposing her bubble butt which was barely covered by green panties with tiny strawberries on them for all the world to see.

The young woman said, "I knew I shouldn't have worn those panties today, they certainly were Becky's favourite pair, this is the most embarrassing day of my life but at least, it can't possibly get any worse," as the schoolgirl then drew a smiley face on her panties before taking a picture then ran off as a bird began pecking at her now exposed behind.

Linda said, Me and my big mouth," as she began laughing at the ridiculousness of her current predicament.

The young blond had now been stuck in the hole in the tree trunk for more 45 minutes and said, "I think I'm going to be stuck in here forever," as she then unsuccessfully tried to push and wiggle herself free again.

She then suddenly heard laughter coming from behind her then a voice begin chanting, "I see London, I see France, I see Linda's underpants," and was absolutely mortified to realise that it belonged to her extremely confused ex-wife Becky.

Becky asked, "Linda, what on earth are you doing in there, are you stuck in there and why can I see your pants?"

The absolutely humiliated Linda explained the entire situation before asking for help as her ex-wife said, "Oh my god, you poor thing, don't worry, I'll happily help you out of there," as she then grabbed onto the young woman's hips and pulled and pulled with all her strength for several minutes without any success until her face was bright red and she suddenly lost her grip and tumbled backwards onto the grass.

Becky said, "It's no use, you just won't budge, you've certainly wedged yourself in there tight, your ass is still absolutely amazing, I definitely miss seeing it every day."

Linda began jokingly wiggling her rear end as the two began laughing at the ridiculousness of her current situation before going to catch up.

Anna returned five minutes later with Sarah and Sinead as the trio began laughing when they saw the young blond's barely-covered backside sticking out of the hole in the tree trunk.

Becky said hello to Anna and Sinead and introduced herself to Sarah before suggesting, "How about we all formed a chain behind Linda and work together to pull her out of there?"

Linda said, "I'm not exactly sure I want everyone to pull on me but I just want to get out of here so we should at least try it, Anna, grab onto my hips."

The young brunette grabbed onto her best friend's hips and said, "Don't worry Linda, we'll soon have you out of there but brace yourself because this is probably going to hurt," as Sarah pulled Anna's waist while Sinead pulled Sarah's legs, Becky pulled Sinead's sweater and even the sheep helped by pulling the hem of Becky's short red dress with white polka dots.

Anna said, "All right everyone, Pull," as the epic tug of war with the hole in the tree trunk over her best friend began.
"OW, Ouch, OW, that really hurts," said the young woman as she still just wouldn't budge a single inch.
Her best friend said, "Pull," once again as everyone pulled and pulled even harder.
"OW, OW, Anna, this isn't going to work, I'm being pulled in two," said Linda as the tree trunk still stubbornly refused to let her leave.
The now determined young brunette said, "Come on everyone, we can't give up and can actually do this, put your backs into it, pull," as everyone pulled, tugged and heaved with all their strength.

The poor young blond was streched to her absolute limit as the bird began pulling at the front of her sweater until finally, a loud POP sound was suddenly heard as she was pulled from the hole in the tree trunk at last, sending everyone tumbling backwards into a heap on the grass as the sheep looked on.

The now overjoyed Linda said, "Thank goodness for that, I'm finally free, I thought I might actually be stuck in there forever," as she hugged and kissed her girlfriend before hugging her friends, Becky and the sheep, who licked her face before thanking everyone for helping her out.

"It was absolutely no problem, I needed some exercise this week anyway, nice panties by the way, especially the smiley face, very cute," joked a laughing Anna.

The young woman then remembered that everyone including her ex-wife could see her underwear and quickly used her denim jacket to cover the hole in her skirt and tights before taking everyone for something to eat to say thank you for rescuing her as they all laughed at the ridiculousness of the entire situation.



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