Mystery of Lost Socks

The Mystery of Lost Socks

Do think washers or dryers eat socks? Or when you take your socks off in bed they are sucked in a wormhole? I do. They happen to fall in a never returning dark black hole. I'm often taking my socks off in bed and when I go to look for them only find one. I think a clown from the dark side has come up from the black hole and taken them with this evil laugh. Knowing very well you are left with one sock left. About the washer and dryers I think that the clown stops the cycle for a moment, the tumbling, and takes a vacuum and sucks the sock. On the dark side there are millions of socks.