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"Welcome to the Castle Barnard, Durham; any time of year, get your eyes checked here" |
Castle Barnard, Durham - The Vultures On a bright Durham A-road Token beanie, no hair With an excess of ego Without thought, without care After driving a distance I saw a shimmering light My head grew heavy and my sight grew dim Thought, maybe stop for the night? There she stood in the doorway It was her birthday so I packed my fam into the rover Figured I could just go So I went to my mothers Country house out the way Even though there was child care Just a few miles away Welcome to the Castle Barnard, Durham For a family trip (for a family trip) Rife with censorship Plenty of spin at the Castle Barnard, Durham On your wife's birthday (On your wife's birthday) Let the loopholes play A mind Corona-conflicted I drove the Land Rover there 20 gallons per mile? This time, it... ran on air Isolated in the courtyard Not a trace of regret Some rules I remember Some rules I forget So I called up the PM "Herd immunity's fine" He said, "Um, er, um, stiff upper lip Churchill, and thrice sloganed sign" And still those pitchforks are waving so far away Torches burn in the middle of the night Let the commoners play Welcome to the Castle Barnard, Durham For a family trip (for a family trip) Rife with censorship Livin' it up at the Castle Barnard, Durham You can test your eyes (You can test your eyes) Concocting alibis Mirrors aren't appealing Gaurdian's give bad advice "Here we prefer Mail Daily, And some Sun would be nice" And in a Rose strewn garden Numbered 10 with Bozo the clown Cumming at me with their steely knives But they'll never, bring me down 'cause you see I'm not a member Not elected therefore Isn't that what you wanted, To leave the union for? "Brexit", said the right men "means Brexit, through and through "Just keep on doing what we say, ... but, never, what we do" |