An ode to online dating sites. |
The Perfect Dress Two thousand and two was the year of ambition To find that dress I started my mission The Gala was coming and I needed to show The friends and family with style I could go I traveled to Paris, all the boutiques and shops Then off to London, only a quick train hop Nothing was perfect, nothing would be I had to keep looking, the Gala’s in O-three I traveled the world looking for perfection Only to find nothing added to my collection Two thousand and three, O-four and O-five The Galas I missed kept passing me by I traveled New York, all the streets and shows Frustration and anguish I’ve gotten to know Two thousand and eight is here, my friend And no perfect dress for the Gala at hand Alone in the shadows, watching friends go Perfect little dresses of red, white, and indigo I pulled one aside and asked where she got it Just down the road, in that brand new Target All the years I’ve wasted looking for perfection Was just down the road, in a different direction My idea of perfect I never could find Closed and rigid were my visions of mind I live life alone without a soul mate This obsession with perfect, God I do hate. |