Mark, Lilly and the Tree Trunk!

Twenty-six year old Mark Thompson was out driving with his wife Lilly and their dog Baxter one afternoon when he spotted the perfect place for the three of them to stop and stretch their legs and have their picnic lunch together.

The young man was 6'5, 225 pounds, had short black hair and blue eyes covered by glasses.
He wore a dark blue t-shirt with a black leather jacket over the top of it and black jeans which covered his hips and big butt which his wife joked were even bigger then hers.

As the three were finishing up eating, Lilly put in her earphones to listen to her music while a bird suddenly appeared and took Mark's wallet before being chased into a rather small hole in a nearby tree trunk by Baxter.

Mark, who had been putting the picnic items back in the car suddenly heard barking coming from the tree trunk and went over to investigate.

"Baxter, what are you doing in there boy, please come out," said the young man but the dog didn't appear.

"Come on boy, please come out, I don't want you to worry Lilly," said Mark as still the dog refused to come out.

The young man then decided to enter the tree trunk despite his worries about possibly getting stuck due to the hole's rather small size.

Mark stuck his head inside the tree trunk and after a brief struggle, his entire top half was soon inside,leaving only his hips, behind and legs sticking out of the hole.

He didn't find Baxter but did find his wallet and was confused why it was there before also finding a pink rose, his wife's favourite flower and put in his jacket pocket before hearing barking coming from behind him.

"Good boy Baxter,you're out now,I'll just be a minute," said the young man as he then tried to back out of the tree trunk but was surprised to discover that he couldn't.

"This could be a big problem," said Mark as he placed his hands against the tree trunk and pushed and pushed with all his might but still it refused to release it's grip on him.
The young man then tried to push and wiggle himself free again,even putting his left foot against the tree trunk for more leverage but still he just refused to budge.

"Oh, it's no use, I'm stuck, curse my love of biscuits and sweets," said Mark.
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He then suddenly heard laughter before hearing someone ask, "Honey, are you all right, why is your backside sticking out of a tree trunk, are you stuck," and realised that it belonged to Lilly.

The young man explained the entire situation before admitted he was stuck as his wife said, "What am I going to do with you, don't worry, I'll pull you out," as she then grabbed onto his hips and pulled and pulled with all her might.The

Mark pushed and said, "OW, Ouch, OW, that hurts," as even Baxter helped by pulling at the young woman's short dark blue skirt but the trio's efforts proved to be in vain.

"It's no good honey, you just won't budge,I'll go and get help," said Lilly as she then drove off.

Despite another 15 minutes of pushing and wiggling,the young man hadn't moved a single inch as Baxter then grabbed onto the seat of his jeans and began to pull.

"Baxter, let go of my jeans, you naughty boy, you're not helping," said Mark as he wiggled his rear end but still the dog continued to pull until a RIP sound was heard.

The young man's face turned beet red with embarrassment as he realised that his dog had pulled off the seat of his jeans, exposing his red boxers covered bubble butt for all the world to see as he then wondered if his day could get anymore humiliating.

A bird began pecking at his butt as he said, "I guess my day could get more humiliating," as he began laughing at the ridiculousness of his current predicament.

Lilly soon returned with her husband 's best friend Andrew, Andrew's wife Lacy and the two's close friend Sinead as everyone began laughing when they saw Mark's barely-covered backside sticking out the tree trunk.

Andrew tried to free his best friend by himself but still the tree trunk wouldn't let go of him.

"Maybe if we all formed a chain behind Mark and pull, we can get him out," suggested Sinead.

Everyone agreed to the idea as Lilly grabbed onto her husband's hips, Andrew pulled Lilly's waist while Lucy pulled her husband's belt and Sinead pulled Lacy's t-shirt.

"Heave," said the young woman as the tug of war with the tree trunk over her husband began.

"OW, Ouch, OW, that really hurts " said Mark as he still didn't move a single inch.

"Heave," said Lilly as the four pulled and pulled even harder.

"OW, OW, I think I'm going to be pulled in two," said the young man as the tree trunk still refused to let him leave.

"Come on everyone, we can't give up and actually can do this, put your backs into it, heave," said the young woman as the four pulled, heaved and tugged with all their strength as the squirrel began pulling at the front of Mark's t-shirt.

Baxter began pulling at the hem of Sinead's short red dress with white polka dots as his poor owner was streched to his limit until finally, a POP sound was heard.

Mark was pulled from the hole in tree trunk at last, sending the five adults tumbling backwards into a heap on the grass as Baxter looked on after quickly letting go of Sinead's dress.

"Thank goodness for that, I'm finally free," said the young man as he hugged and kissed his wife before hugging everyone else including Baxter,who licked his face before thanking everyone for rescuing him.

"It was absolutely no problem Mark, I love your underwear by the way, red is definitely your colour," said a laughing Sinead.

Mark then remembered that his underwear was showing and quickly used his black leather jacket to cover up the hole in his jeans and gave Lilly the pink rose, who loved it and put it in her hair as everyone began laughing at the ridiculousness of the situation as they went to have something to eat together.