If Jesus ate with the Trench Coat Mafia

Suppose Jesus had lunch

with the Trench Coat Mafia?

I wonder, what would we do?


Would we look on in dusgust?

Would we no longer trust?

Would we say, "how uncool"?


That the Friend of the girl

who said yes would have lunch

with the spooks, the nerds,

The geeks, the freaks,

the publicans and sinners too.

What would make Him think

that these folks would need

God's love too?


And what would we think if

after listening to Rush,

His words would not

"Mega-dittoes" include?


We're redeemed and forgiven,

Saved and converted,

But our clout makes one wonder,

Have we become pharisees too?


Suppose Jesus had lunch

with the Trench Coat Mafia,

I wonder what would we do?