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Rated: 13+ · Other · Comedy · #2196748
A young woman gets herself stuck in an awkward position after accidentally losing her keys
Nineteen year old Renee Thompson was walking home one afternoon after having her hair cut and styled when it began raining so she began running and accidentally tripped over her own feet and watched in horror as her keys flew out of her jacket pocket and into a rather small hole in a nearby tree trunk.

The young woman was 5'7, 144 pounds, had beautiful short light curly blond hair and blue eyes covered by glasses.
Her curvaceous figure was covered by a short red dress with white polka dots, black tights and a black leather jacket over the top of it.

Renee cursed her clumsiness as she ran over to the tree trunk and stuck her hands inside but still her keys were just out of her reach.

The young blond said sarcastically, "This is absolutely fantastic, my hair's all wet and know I lost my keys," as she then realised that she would have to enter the hole in the tree trunk to retrieve them and tried to put her concerns about possibly getting stuck due to it's rather small size and her curvy figure to the back of her mind.

Renee placed her bag beside the tree trunk then stuck her head inside the hole and after a brief struggle, her entire top half was soon inside, leaving only her hips, backside and legs sticking out, giving passers-by a great view of her lower half.

She soon found her keys and put them in her jacket pocket and also found a blue rose and put it in her ruined hair before jokingly wiggling her behind and said, "I must look absolutely ridiculous right now, I hope no one sees me like this," as she then tried to back of the tree trunk but was absolutely shocked to discover that she couldn't.

The young woman said, "You have got to be kidding me, curse my curvaceous figure and love of biscuits and sweets," as she placed her hands against the tree trunk and pushed and pushed with all her might but still the hole just refused to release it's grip on her.

The now concerned and slightly frustrated Renee said, "This is absolutely ridiculous, let go of me, you stupid tree trunk I can't be stuck, I just have to put my back into it," as she then tried to push and wiggle herself stuck free again, even putting her left foot against the tree trunk for more leverage but still she just wouldn't budge and was hit with the realisation that she was in fact completely and utterly stuck in the hole.

The young blond said, "Oh, it's just no use, I'm officially stuck," as she then thought about calling her best friend Keira for help but remembered that her phone was outside in her bag and called out, "Help, Could someone please help me, I'm stuck, help," but no one except a schoolgirl who chose to ignore her heard her voice as she realised that she should probably get comfy because she wouldn't be going anywhere anytime soon.

Renee spent another 15 minutes unsuccessfully trying to push and wiggle herself stuck free again following a brief rest and eating her chocolate bar to regain her strength and said, "This is absolutely ridiculous, how can I be stuck, I'm not even fat," as she suddenly felt something sniffing at her backside but was extremely disappointed to hear a rabbit thumping behind her and said, "Oh, you're just a rabbit, you're absolutely no help, please stop sniffing my butt and leave me alone."

The rabbit then grabbed onto the seat of her dress and began pulling as the young woman began wiggling her rear end and said, "Stop pulling at my dress like this, you naughty rabbit, I literally just bought it yesterday," but still it continued to pull until a RIP sound was suddenly heard.

Renee's face turned beet red with embarrassment as she realised that the rabbit had pulled off the seat of her dress and the back of her tights, exposing her bubble butt which was barely covered by pink panties with tiny ponies on them for all the world to see.

The young blond said, "I knew I shouldn't have those panties today, this is the most embarrassing day of my life but at least, it can't possibly get any worse," as someone then drew a smiley face on her panties before taking a picture then ran off as a bird began pecking at her now exposed behind.

Renee said, "I just had to tempt fate, didn't I," as she began laughing at the ridiculousness of her current predicament.

The young woman had now been stuck for more than an hour and said, "I think I'm going to be stuck here forever," as she unsuccessfully tried to push and wiggle herself free again while passers-by wolf whistled, laughed and took pictures but didn't even bother to ask if she needed help.

Her husband Derek was walking passed when he suddenly spotted someone's barely-covered backside sticking out of a hole in the tree trunk and upon noticing his wife burst into laughter then began chanting, "I see London, I see France, I see Renee's underpants," as he walked over to her.

The young man asked, "Renee, what on earth are you doing in there, are you stuck and why can I see your pants?"

The absolutely humiliated Renee then explained the entire situation before asking, "Derek, could you please pull me out of here?"

Derek said, "Oh, you poor thing, I'll happily pull you out," as he then grabbed onto his wife's hips and pulled and pulled with all his strength for several minutes without any success until he lost his grip and tumbled backwards onto the grass.

The young man said, "Oh, it's just no use, you just won't budge, you've certainly wedged yourself in there good and tight, I think we need more help because right now, you're going absolutely nowhere," as he then called Keira, his best friend David, who arrived with his wife Emma as the trio burst into laughter when they saw the young blond's predicament.

The absolutely humiliated Renee wondered if she should just remain stuck because she would never live this down but her husband grabbed onto her hips and said, "Don't worry honey, we'll soon have you out and promise to never tell anyone about this but brace yourself because this is probably going to hurt," as Keira pulled Derek's waist while David pulled Keira's legs and Emma pulled her husband's belt.

"All right everyone, Heave," said Derek as the epic tug of war with the hole in the tree trunk over his wife began.
The young woman said, "Oh, Ouch, OW, that really hurts," as she still just wouldn't budge a single inch.
"Heave," said the young man again as everyone pulled and pulled even harder.
"OW, OW, this is ridiculous, this isn't going to work, I'm being pulled in two," said Renee as the tree trunk still stubbornly refused to let her leave.
Her now determined husband said, "Come on everyone,we can't give up, we can actually do this, put your backs into it, heave," as everyone pulled, tugged and heaved with all their strength as the rabbit began pulling at the hem of Emma's skirt.

Poor Renee was streched to her absolute limit as the bird began pulling the front of her dress as a loud POP sound was suddenly heard.

The young blond was pulled from the hole in the tree trunk at last, sending everyone tumbling backwards into a heap on the grass as the rabbit looked on.

Renee said, "Thank goodness for that, I'm finally free, I thought I might actually be stuck in there forever," as she hugged and kissed her husband before hugging her friends and the rabbit, who licked her face before thanking everyone for rescuing her.

"It was absolutely no problem, nice panties by the way, especially the smiley face, very cute," joked a laughing Keira.

The young woman then remembered that everyone could see her underwear and quickly used her denim jacket to cover the hole in her dress and tights before taking everyone for something to eat to say thank you for helping her out as they all laughed at the ridiculousness of the entire situation.










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