First Steps...

I could probably start this story with some valuable lesson, something along the lines of 'How'd I get to this point?' or 'Let me learn you a little something about life', but what would be the point. This is the Internet after all, a promised land for scholars and idiots alike. In this place we could all be masters of our own universe or the architects of it's destruction.

Some would ask, "What's the point?", while others try to deep fry said point in bacon fat and post it on YouTube, to be consumed on mass.

So Dear Reader, let me ask you instead, what brought you to this moment, sitting, standing or even floating weightlessly on the ISS, reading this post ?