The Easter Unicorn

The Easter Unicorn

Peter Cottontail,
AKA the Easter Bunny,
thought that it was really funny
to play practical jokes on other folks,
but he didn't like them played on him.

One windy April morning,
Peter thought he would have some fun,
with pink unicorns racing in the sun.
He filled plastic eggs with magic sage,
When he threw them on the track, they cracked.

The eggs released magic smoke,
That caused the unicorns to sneeze,
To cough and wheeze in April's breeze.
And changed their pink coats into yellow egg yolks.
Peter Cottontail chortled and chuckled.

Mandy Unicorn walked up to Peter,
She touch his head with her golden horn,
And turned in him into a rabbit-eared unicorn.
"Have fun at Easter you unfunny teaser,
"This is your Easter guise until you learn practical jokes aren't t wise."

Line Count: 20
Form: Quintain stanzas rhyming abbcd
Written for "The Pink Fluffy Unicorn Contest" /