Parody Screenplay |
Your eyes cross in boredom you want to look away BUT Just then Doctor dyke wrinkle upper lip walks in on you just about to fall asleep Doctor: Are you touching yourself? You: I... I was just falling asleep Doctor: that's it come with me You have to Step step step step You both enter her office.. You: what.. IS that? Points at some U shape with a knob or two sticking off the bottom of a vertical beam. DOC: doesn't look scary yet does it? Wait She attaches the crotch sling You: ..... Please forget I asked please please can I just go to bed please can't I leave this place when you said DOC: we'll see... Sit She forces you into the sling and it locks. DOC: Mama said I would never be an inventor mama thought I was an idiot when I invented the lunch box bag combo when I was 5. Unnecessary unnecessary she said about the bag yet you can count your change in the bag. Youre stupid she said about catching me with the curtains. But now ... NOW who showed the world one step at a time that we can all overcome embarrassment and be better people thus saving the planet.. Tell me you now there who is laughing now?? Knock knock knock Doc: you'd think the electrically mechanical part is unnecessary for this sling but from the convenience of my chair with THIS button You: please no no Knock knock knock WHO??? Knock Bam! Door falls down cops walk in Cops: WHO invented this piece of shit? Doctor blushes We have been looking for you Meanwhile on the corner by the shelter Please please! Just fo loaf of bread? Cars pass through lights. Turns red at a green car. Ha ha:) says panhandler to driver who missed the lights Next car Hey hey:) rolls down window.. Oh thank you hey see its my birthday this morning but my mother died while sending me the transfer it didn't process and I didn't get my birthday money I swear its my birth..... Lights change cars gone ....day Starts raining Worst birthday ever I'd say |