Oh Bugger Me...

"Oh bugger me..." Bayonetta sighed as she saw the four Affinity swooping down towards her as she strolled out of the Church. Their golden and white wings were outstretched; their heavy golden weapons glittered slightly as light from the moon hit them. Their decrepit and inhuman bodies twisted as they braced for landing, hitting the dirt with a dull thud. Immediately, all four spread out before starting to advance on the black-clad witch.

Of course, she wasn't annoyed by the appearance of the four but more the bullets she'd waste ripping them to pieces. But business was business in the mind of the Umbra Witch as she drew her heavy, red handguns and pulled back the hammers, purring slightly like a happy cat as she heard the click of the hammer's locking mechanism. Two of the Affinity looked at each other, their red faces cocking slightly, before they both turned back and lunged forward, looking to pierce the 'human's' soft belly flesh. Of course, this didn't go well as the first was floored with a single kick, now stuck under a black heel and the second was hit by a volley of bullets, launching it backwards into a wall, letting out one last little moan of pain before it slumped to the ground dead.

The second pair now struck, trying to reach their comrade who was trapped under the Witch's shoe. Bayonetta holstered one of her guns and grabbed the first by its read head and lifted it clean off the floor before using it like a flail and spinning it round her raven-haired head before battering the second with its limp body several times until both stopped moving. Bayonetta pursed her lips and nodded as she looked at the dead trio before looking down at the last one left alive. Just as she was about to blow its brains out by firing her heel-gun into its head, she stopped as she saw something in its hand; a lollipop.

"Oh my... Giving me presents now, are you? Such a lovely little Affinity you are..." The Witch chuckled as she reached down and plucked the sweet treat from the low tiered Angel's grip. Having second thoughts, she removed her foot from the Angel's head and started walking away, choosing not to get holy blood on her leg just yet. After spinning the stick around her fingers a few times as she walked away, she popped it into her mouth and spun on her heel, raising her second handgun to the Angel.

Then she felt something strange.

Her hand was locked in place, the barrel not wavering even slightly as it was level with the Angel's skull, all it would take to kill it was one single squeeze of one finger, but it was also locked in place. Her eyes winded and her mouth opened in shock, the lollipop falling from her plump lips, still moist from her mouth as she realized what had happened. She'd been paralyzed.
"Blast..." She grumbled as she looked at the chittering Angel as it approached, careful and curious. "I don't suppose you could take the gun and finish yourself off for Mummy?"

The Affinity then quickly lunged backwards and seized its staff. The head was shaped like a depiction of the sun, a symbol of angelic might, and was pointed at with three spikes, each separated by one of four half-moon blades. In the center was a rose, in the same gold as the rest of the head. Yet despite the standard look of the weapon it held in its hands, Bayonetta could tell that something was different about this one. Her theory was confirmed as she saw all the engravings on it start to glow a deep red, something she'd never seen an Angel's weapon do before. With a oddly happy chirp of Joy, the Affinity scampered around to Bayonetta's bare back and placed a disgusting clawed hand on it, seemingly pressing the flesh to check for something.

"Now now... What are you doing back there? T-That's a place for blasphemy!" Bayonetta yelped as she felt the touch skin of its hand caress her soft back, losing her usual cool and composed tone as she tried desperately to reason with the creature she'd spared only a few seconds before.

Then she felt the hand lift and, being unable to see the Angel raise its weapon over its head as it hopped backwards, she let out a sigh of relief, her arrogant and mocking tone coming back as she assumed the Angel had changed its mind.
"Now there's a good bo-" She began before being cut off by a sudden pain down her back, a pain that was quickly followed by the most excruciating feeling she'd ever felt in her entire life as a long slit opened up down her back. However, instead of a sea of red gushing out, followed by her organs and bones before her second death freed her from the pain, a bright and holy light poured of the silt in her back and the pain only got worse.

Bayonetta screamed in pain as several humans wandered past, only their darkened shapes visible to her as they went about their days. If only they knew what was happening less than a meter away from them, perhaps they'd choose to save the normal, albeit tall and controversially dressed, human over the decrepit creature that was attacking her.

But no help came as the Affitiny dropped its staff and grabbed the Witch by her shoulders. Before Bayonetta was even able to direct her pain in a volley of curses and hateful comments at her attacker, it used her locked shoulders to lifts its legs up and slides them into her back, fitting into her own like a glove. Now terrified of what the Angel was doing to her, she began to scream for help; maybe Ronin or Jeanne or even a vaguely helpful demon would hear her cries for help and save her.

None came as the Angel continued, fitting its lower torso into her and removing its hands from her shoulders to slide the three fingered limbs into her own. With every part of its body that entered Bayonetta's, she lost control over that part and was now without control over anything but her head. With one last scream of fear and defiance, she felt the red skull and wings get pulled into her body before darkness descended for the Umbra Witch as she closed her eyes, ending the witch hunt for good...

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Slowly, 'her' eyes flicked open. Instead of the usual soft and sultry grey that was so full of lust and enjoyment, they were glowing with a beautiful and soothing holy light that slowly faded into a rich and creamy mixture of white and gold. 'Her' body moved, without any of the grace it had before, dropping the gun to the floor as it straightened out from its aiming pose. Slowly, 'her' soft and supple lips opened, 'her' tongue sliding out and running along them, leaving a glittering trail behind as 'her' hands ran across 'her' body, a twisted smile on 'her' pretty face.

"I-I am..." 'She' finally spoke, 'her' voice not quite right with most of the mixture of arousal, amusement, lust and mockery missing, leaving it sounding flat and dead. "Bayonetta..." 'She' finished as 'her' hands squeezed 'her' chest, making 'her' close the now golden eyes and bite down on 'her' lower lip as 'she' felt a rush of power and lust surge through 'her' body.

"I am an Umbra Witch..." 'Bayonetta' growled as she continued 'her' clumsy groping of 'her' gorgeous tits, 'her' tongue flicking in and out of 'her' mouth wildly, like an animals. Soon, one hand left 'her' chest and travelled down to 'her' crotch, kneading the flat area still covered by a thin layer of the hair that made up 'her' clothes.

"I shall make a fine addition to Heaven's army..." 'She' grunted happily as 'she' seemed to get used to 'her' voice, the liveliness and mockery returning, "Then again... I could just go off on my own..." The former Angel mused, not knowing that even if it'd taken over Bayonetta's body, she'd always be in the back of its mind; whispering sweet pleasures and selfish desires into its mind, corrupting it little buy little...