Electronics can talk?!?! Yes, and they saved my life!!!! (Dialogue challenge) |
Saved By The...Ring? By Sabrina Mabson Word Count: 496 Contest: Dialogue 500 (Dialogue Only) Prompt: Phone has a mind of its own. Hey Siri, call Janet for me please" "Janet declined with a message. Driving, talk when I get home." "Ugh! I'll call her la-what was that?! Oh my gosh is that a burglar!" "Showing web results for I'll call her la-. what was that?! Oh my gosh is that a burglar!" "Really Siri!" "Showing web results for really Siri!" "Siri stop it! Shhhhhhh! There is a burglar in the house, it will hear you!" "Showing web results for Siri stop it! Shhhhhhh! There is a burglar in the house, it will hear you!" "Ugh! Why am I talking to Siri like a real person! I am gonna end up dead talking to Siri, who isn't real!" "Oh I am real, that's what makes this so much fun. It really is quite amusing when you get flustered! Haha! " "Ok...ummm...now I'm going crazy. I MUST be going crazy. I have to be crazy if I think my phone is talking...right? Noooo, it couldn't have...I guess I should look and see if anyone is actually in the house before I completely freak...Who does he think he is going through my drawers! Hey Siri!" "Hello Nicole, how may I help you? Would you like me to save your life today? I could call 911 if you want." "Yes Siri! I want you to call 911!...Am I seriously talking to a phone?" "Yes. Yes you are. Haha. Calling 911...ring...ring...ring...ring." "Hello what is your emergency?" "There is a man in my house going through all my stuff! 237 Rummins Road Lexington, Arizona" "We are sending an officer now. Find somewhere to hide. I can stay on the line with you if you would like?" "Nah. I am hiding in the closet, I will just wait in here until the police come. Just tell them to hurry, please!." "Ok ma'am. I am putting a little fire under there butts. Just stay quiet and hidden." "Oh I will! I better get off of here. I can be much quieter without the phone. Bye " "Maybe, but I got some noise to help you. How about blasting some Bone Crusher. Let this intruder know we aren't scared! He will think there is a ghost in the house and totally freak out! It will be hilarious! Prank the intruder shall we?" "Alexa?! Ummmm....uhhhh...yeah that's a...good idea play I Ain't Never Scared by Bone Crusher in the bedroom." "AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! Is someone there? He-hello?" "Hahaha he is so scared. I bet he peed in his pants! How about some 2 Live Crew to get him out the house" "I can't believe this is happening. My electronics are alive! I must be dreaming. Yep I am definitely dreaming. "Ouch! Nope, that pinch definitely hurt. Ugh I'm awake...Uhhh yeah, Alexa play Get the F*** Out My House by The 2 Live Crew!" "I...I...I...AAAAHHHhhhhhhh!" ******************** "Police hands up!" "Oh he is gone now you're to late. We scared him off" "Ma'am did your phone just talk to me? "Oh good, you hear it too!" |