A day in the life of Jason, your average toddler boy. |
8:30. Woke up in my crib. Diaper was wet, so I started making noise. Mommy came in and changed me, but I got bored and kicked her. She put a new diaper on and took me to breakfast. 9:00. These Cheerio thingies are tasty, especially when you slam the tray and eat one in midair! Mommy stopped me doing that, though, and fed me herself-and I just used a spoon last night! 10:00. Man, these train toys are fun! 10:05. Man, these blocks are fun! 10:08. Man, this hammer is fun! 10:12. Pooping. Get changed. Tried to roll away. Mommy didn't like that. 10:30. I'm hungry! Mommy gets me a soppy cup of juice and some animal crackers. 11:00. I play outside. I love my push mower! 12:00. Time for lunch! Carrots, yuck! Spaghetti! Yummy! But messy-mommy cleans me with a wipe! 12:30. More play time! First I pee my diaper, then I sit on my toy fire car! 1:00. Mommy changes me, and then... I.... Get... Zzzzzzzzz... 3:00. I'm up! And wet! Again! GET ME OUTTA DIS CRIB! 3:30. EVEN MORE PLAY! 4:00. Mommy reads to me! Her voice is pretty. New juice, too. 5:00. Daddy comes home! We play, and I poop again. He changes me-and I like it! No kicks! 6:00. Dinner! I get chicken! It's okay. 6:30. I peed in the bathtub! 7:00. More daddy play, but he said he's tired. 7:30. Mommy reads to me again, and puts me in that zipper in the back suit thingy! 8:00. Another sippy cup! 8:30. I love you... Mommy.... Zzzzzzzz. |