Pink Fuzzy Bunnies

Mind if I sit down? I'm from a distant galaxy.

Sure have a seat, I get off at the next stop anyways.

You don't believe me, do you?

Sure you are.

So what? You think I am, a mental case?

Yes, who else would sit down next to a stranger, on a public bus and announce they were from a distant galaxy? No offense intended.

Umm, someone from someplace different? You can ask me anything, I have all the answers.

Okay so, you have all the answers. What is the answer to the Earth's biggest problem? How do we stop wars?

Give everyone Pink Fuzzy Bunnies.

No Way.

Think about it.If you gave one to someone who is upset, a cute little bunny, what do you think they would do?

Throw it away. Rip it apart. Look at you like you're insane.

We did it on my planet. Some did, rip it apart, some threw it away only to go back and pick it back up. Those that tore it up, kept a part of it. There were news reports and utter disbelief. Then laughter lots of laughter. So we just kept giving out Pink Fuzzy Bunnies.

So you're telling me, your entire planet is peaceful and happy, because of Pink Fuzzy Bunnies? No way! This has to be a setup, are you making a video? Pink Fuzzy Bunnies!?

You'll make an excellent Pink Fuzzy Bunny ... Just kidding! I had you going though. Didn't I? Just for the record, Pink Fuzzy Bunnies, really does work. You'll be thinking about this all day.