King Phillippe and Queen Mathilde have a strange experience in India. |
Belgium’s King Phillippe cried. On a visit to India, he and Queen Mathilde were taught how to play cricket. Yet when the King smacked the ball with the bat, it arced up eerily, gained momentum abruptly, and soared away into space. And thus Phillippe wept. That batted ball, ignoring all of Newtonian physics, disregarding axiom of, for every action there is an equal and opposite reaction, sped through troposphere and stratosphere, losing energy yet keeping enough velocity to achieve orbit. There it circled the Earth as a satellite, a wee ball. Meanwhile, Queen Mathilde consoled King Phillipe and dried his tears. They both had slumped in uncomfortable fear, and both picked their jaws up from the cricket field on which they stood. The queen also felt Phillipe’s biceps, but quickly relented, red faced, among the increasing murmuring of the masses, most of whom were pointing skyward. That cricket ball maintained an orbit of roughly seventeen thousand miles per hour, free-falling around the planet as all satellites do, following the Earth’s curvature. It passed a number of military and communication satellites, and brushed pea-sized grains of ancient rock left over from the formation of the sun and solar system. But it suffered not. Down on Earth, after much ado with Indian officials and Indian media, the King and Queen returned to Belgium, upper lips stiff. News of their unorthodox visit spread. Unbeknownst to all, the ball became lodged in an exhaust port of the International Space Station. 40 Lines Writer's Cramp 11-11-17 |