Three friends at the Burger joint.

Three friends at the burger joint.

Ray sat down across from his friends May and Lilly at the local burger restaurant. “So, why don't we ‘ketchup’?” Ray said. “A little early for the food buns, er… puns, don't you think?” Lilly said. May snickered. “You seem kind of tea’d off, what's wrong?” May said. “It's nacho business,” “yeah what's wrong? Your secret sage with us,” Retorted Ray. “I told you I don't want to taco bout it.” “Are you sushi bout that?” May said. “Your resilience romaines firm,” Lilly said. “I'll cream at you if you keep pushing me though,” Lilly continued. “Lettuce just be friends about all this, we all relish each other's company don't we?” Ray pointed out. “All dough I am mad I suppose I will just tell you.” “Please do!” May said. “You know my new internet friend?” “Well, that was Frank catfishing me… My ex. He is becoming a stalker I swear!” “Man! That peach of crap! I should beet him up!” Ray said. “Donut do that, that would be berry bad.” “He would give you a black eye… ‘d pea” “I've bean beet up before!” “I can steak it!” Ray ranted. “Lilly is right, we should leaf it alone.” May said. “But we got beef with each other!” Ray said. “Frank tripped, it wasn't mint to knock you clover.” “And why do you call that beef anyway, that's weak.” May retorted. “You’re right.” “I'll be ice…” Ray replied. “We are sorry Lilly. Any way we could kelp?” “You cantaloupe…” “Lets just enjoy the nice sundae we have, birds are chirping and the sun is smiling.” “And speaking of sundaes…” a waiter brought out a banana split to Lilly. “We ordered it for you while you weren't paying attention, you get the whole thing.” Ray said. “It's on us.” May added. “Wow guys thanks!” “Seaweed always have your back.” “You’re bacon me crazy with the spam amount of food b-…puns.” Said Lilly. “Yeah we are kinda milking it.” Ray teased.
They all laughed.


Have a great day readers!

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-Clay
Ps. My original account got wiped off the face of the earth. Idk what happened. I'll try to get it back.