Bad Valentine

“What more do you want from me? I said it’s over!”

“I love you.”

“I don’t care.”

“Hug me.”

“No!”

“Hugs and kisses.”

“Ugh! You make me sick!”

“Be mine.”

“It’s over! O-V-E-R! Get it?

“Marry me.”

“No way! Go! Get out of my life!”

“Sweet heart, me and you.”

“You’re so gross!”

“Cutie pie.”

“Yeah, I know. Wait! I’m not having this conversation with you!”

“Soul mate.”

“Nope. I can’t stand you!”

“Dream big.”

“I am. Bigger than you’ll ever be!”

“Be true.”

“I am. True to myself. All you’ve ever done is hold me back.”

“Too cool.”

“No! It’s not cool. It sucks. I’m done with you!”

“All mine.”

“No! I’m not yours anymore! It’s over! I’m gone!”

“Yes, Dear.”

“Are you serious? I am not your dear!”

“Love me.”

“No. I don’t love you. I hate you. You’re so stupid!”

“Smile.”

“I don’t wanna smile! You make me so mad! I could spit nails!”

“Be mine.”

“Oh, my God! You’re so dense! You just don’t get it, do you? I said it’s over! I hate you! I want you out of my life!”

“You rock.”

“I’m better than you’ll ever be! You’re pathetic.”

“Ask me.”

“Ask you what? Never mind. Just go.”

“Dear heart, charm me.”

“Don’t you understand English? I hate you! You ain’t worth the time of day!”

“Miss you.”

“Yeah, well I don’t miss you. Drop dead, you limey maggot!”