Imaginary English Football League with invented teams and list of champions. |
Here is my list of an imaginary English Football League. In this world the English nation invented football. Football is the global sport. The Champions 1889 Yellowhammer South 1890 Yellowhammer South 1891 Tonham United 1892 Tonham United 1893 Manpool Wednesday 1894 Tonham United 1895 Tonham Cymru 1896 Southcastle Villa 1897 Endham 1898 Southcastle Villa 1899 Southcastle Caledonians 1900 Southcastle Caledonians 1901 Poke City 1902 Bearport Wanderers 1903 Artillery 1904 Artillery 1905 Artillery 1906 Cowville Coldspurs 1907 Glass Castle 1908 Artillery 1909 New Athens Greeks 1910 New Athens Greeks 1911 Cleverbeef City 1912 Cleverbeef City 1913 Kings of the West 1914 White Wolf Wanderers 1915 Moonland 1916 - 19 World War One 1920 Southwichton Town 1921 Endborough 1922 Darllen 1923 United of Roses 1924 Tranquil Town 1925 Tonham Gold Port 1926 Wallshamton 1927 New Greenwood 1928 Artillery 1929 Artillery 1930 Artillery 1931 New Greenwood 1932 Northchester United 1933 Old Hamtore 1934 Pardonford 1935 Artillery 1936 Artillery 1837 Joeyborough Terriers 1938 Artillery 1939 Joeyborough Terriers 1940 - 46 World War Two 1947 Joeyborough Terriers 1948 Joeyborough Terriers 1949 Manpool Wednesday 1950 Manpool Wednesday 1951 Joeyborough Terriers 1952 Joeyborough United 1953 Manpool Wednesday 1954 Artillery 1955 Joeyborough Terriers 1956 Joeyborough Terriers 1957 Manpool Wednesday 1958 Tonham 1959 United of Roses 1960 Tonham India 1961 - 62 World War Three 1963 Manpool Wednesday 1964 Manpool Thursday 1965 Union of Socialists 1966 Dynamo Tonham 1967 Red Sickle Tonham 1968 - 69 Western European Revolution 1970 Artillery 1971 Tonham West Indies 1972 Joeyborough Terriers 1973 Joeyborough Terriers 1974 United of Roses 1975 Joeyborough Terriers 1976 United of Roses 1977 Tonham Cymru 1978 Joeyborough Terriers 1979 Lifeham 1980 Tonham Cymru 1981 Joeyborough Terriers 1982 The Horse Riders 1983 Joeyborough Terriers 1984 Tonham Cymru 1985 Tonham Cymru 1986 Tonham Cymru 1987 Southcastle Caledonians 1988 Tonham United 1989 Artillery 1990 Joeyborough Terriers 1991 Artillery 1992 Southcastle Caledonians 1993 Southcastle Caledonians 1994 Southcastle Caledonians 1995 Joeyborough Terriers 1996 Southcastle Caledonians 1997 Southcastle Caledonians 1998 Artillery 1999 Southcastle Caledonians 2000 Southcastle Caledonians 2001 Artillery 2002 Artillery 2003 Joeyborough Terriers 2004 Manpool Friday 2005 Joeyborough Terriers 2006 Manpool Wednesday 2007 Manpool Saturday 2008 Manpool Tuesday 2009 Manpool Wednesday 2010 United of Roses 2011 City of Flower Trees 2012 City of Flower Trees 2013 United of Roses 2014 Forest Hunters 2015 Forest Hunters 2016 Joeyborough Terriers 2017 England won the world cup in 1990, 2-0 against Scotland in the final. England have won two European championships, against Germany in 1996, and 2016 against Wales. Southcaslte Caledonians have won 2 World Club Championships. Joeyborough Terriers have won 7 European Cups Southcastle Caledonians have won 3 European Cups. Forest Hunters have won one European Cup. Artillery have won 2 European Cups. English teams have also won 7 European Cup Winners Cups. And 6 Fairs City, Uefa Cups and Europa leagues. The Anglo Scottish Cup, held every year since 1987, has been won 16 times by English sides. The greatest manager in English football history is a Scot called Fergus Exham. He won 8 league titles, 2 World Club Championships, and 3 European Cups. Plus 6 FA Cups and 5 League Cups. The greatest English football player of all time is Becket Vinekar the World Cup winning fashion modelling 120 cap winning, 76 international goals scoring striker of Tonham Cymru, who is still also married to former girl band singer Holly Spice. He has brands of crisps, perfumes, jewellery, credit cards, fruit labels, aftershaves and clothes. He also played for Aberdeen, Glasgow Celtic, Real Madrid, AC Milan, Bayern Munich, Barcelona, Roma, Porto, and AEK Athens. The second greatest English football player was Alex Aloisi a famed winger known for his flamboyant lifestyle. He had 4 wives. He played for Joeyborough Terriers, and in his later years for Bangor City and Ross County. Interesting facts English football Biggest club stadium ; 225,000 capacity indoor all seater of Joeyborough Terriers. Biggest home win ; England 12 Germany 0, in 1904 Biggest away win ; Brazil 0 England 7, in 2014 Biggest defeat ; Scotland 8 England 1, in 1878 Biggest Attendance ; England v Scotland 270,000, in 1929 National Stadium the Old Wembford 230,000 capacity all seater all covered dome. Biggest upset for national team; England 0 Iceland 4, 2006. Biggest scandal in English football; The season the FA Cup Final was found in 1934 to have been bribed to have Ladyton County beat Ladyton Rovers 2-0 for a betting syndicate. Both teams were banned from football for 3 years. Top shock in FA Cup history ; Top division, Joeyborough Terriers lost at home 6 - 0 to Fifth Division Ladyton County, in 2015. Worst English football result in European Club Football ; Inverness Caledonian Thistle 3 Manpool Wednesday 0 in the Europa League 2015. |