Heaven's Open

The heavens are open today.
They're having a special on rain:
With each drop you buy, you get hundreds more free,
Imported directly from Spain.

The heavens are open today.
They've had a new shipment of gales;
And down by the seashore there’s plenty of spray
And some really high-quality hails.

The heavens are open today.
Their assortment of fogs will delight:
From Haze to Pea-Souper, with all in between,
And a guide-dog to help out at night.

Yes, the heavens are open today;
But try as I might (and I do)
I can't seem to find any sunshine at all…
No wonder I'm feeling so blue!